| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #250 | Tiki lighter | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #136 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| #241 | broken cellular phone | 17 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #1885 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #135 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 30 |
| #377 | ion grid | 33 |
| #835 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #481 | oozenog | 7 |
| #41 | parasitic headgnawer | 3 |
| #22 | parasitic strangleworm | 4 |
| #10 | parasitic tentacles | 8 |
| #57 | pirate shirt | 35 |
| #1404 | possessed top | 3 |
| #689 | quantum polarity inducer | 3 |
| #411 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 9 |
| #1006 | [2108]rock | 3 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #167 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 26 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #599 | spooky felt | 15 |
| #424 | spooky stuffing | 13 |
| #521 | spooky toy wheel | 10 |
| #368 | spooky wooden block | 20 |
| #1289 | stringy sinew | 5 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #6262 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #7815 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #7878 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #7828 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5149 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #7787 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1072 | toy jet pack | 5 |
| #997 | toy ray gun | 7 |
| #1439 | toy space helmet | 3 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #167 | twitching claw | 20 |
| #1870 | unstable DNA | 8 |
| #1913 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #27 | wriggling tentacle | 4 |
| #989 | yo | 8 |