| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #249 | Tiki lighter | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #135 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| #241 | broken cellular phone | 17 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1426 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #1884 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #3384 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #135 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 30 |
| #377 | ion grid | 33 |
| #834 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #481 | oozenog | 7 |
| #40 | parasitic headgnawer | 3 |
| #22 | parasitic strangleworm | 4 |
| #9 | parasitic tentacles | 8 |
| #57 | pirate shirt | 35 |
| #1405 | possessed top | 3 |
| #688 | quantum polarity inducer | 3 |
| #411 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 9 |
| #1006 | [2108]rock | 3 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3650 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #167 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 26 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #599 | spooky felt | 15 |
| #424 | spooky stuffing | 13 |
| #520 | spooky toy wheel | 10 |
| #368 | spooky wooden block | 20 |
| #1290 | stringy sinew | 5 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #6274 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7876 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #7840 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5159 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #7798 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6099 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1072 | toy jet pack | 5 |
| #998 | toy ray gun | 7 |
| #1439 | toy space helmet | 3 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #167 | twitching claw | 20 |
| #1869 | unstable DNA | 8 |
| #1912 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #27 | wriggling tentacle | 4 |
| #989 | yo | 8 |