| #859 | Angry Farmer candy | 52 |
| #385 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 18 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #484 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 11 |
| #427 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 16 |
| #528 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 52 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #1365 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 26 |
| #1296 | Rock Pops | 30 |
| #1320 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #1955 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1426 | Yummy Tummy bean | 96 |
| #7 | abridged dictionary | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #1101 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 3 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #186 | anticheese | 59 |
| #554 | arrrgyle socks | 3 |
| #778 | awful poetry journal | 59 |
| #1058 | bar skin | 2 |
| #182 | barbed-wire fence | 40 |
| #50 | beer goggles | 14 |
| #100 | beer lens | 40 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1464 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #3682 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #684 | box | 9 |
| #4 | bridge | 2 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #1142 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #4786 | candy cane | 1 |
| #421 | cast | 37 |
| #1002 | chaos butterfly | 39 |
| #497 | coconut shell | 57 |
| #456 | decorative fountain | 8 |
| #793 | disturbing fanfic | 65 |
| #561 | drab sonata | 4 |
| #782 | dried face | 1 |
| #76 | dripping meat staff | 1 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #970 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #652 | furry fur | 62 |
| #502 | giant needle | 54 |
| #296 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 1 |
| #551 | heavy D | 67 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #899 | loose teeth | 18 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #470 | mesh cap | 3 |
| #936 | metallic A | 6 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1582 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #486 | original G | 93 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #465 | oyster basket | 9 |
| #267 | palm-frond toupee | 2 |
| #245 | penguin skin | 404 |
| #192 | piercing post | 14 |
| #2048 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #753 | plot hole | 40 |
| #603 | probability potion | 39 |
| #519 | procrastination potion | 65 |
| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #223 | ravioli della hippy | 1 |
| #1842 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #618 | ruby W | 10 |
| #594 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 3 |
| #325 | rusty metal shaft | 1 |
| #859 | scroll of drastic healing | 20 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #789 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 60 |
| #389 | stone of eXtreme power | 25 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #824 | sunken chest | 7 |
| #729 | super-spiky hair gel | 49 |
| #359 | tambourine bells | 11 |
| #965 | thin black candle | 38 |
| #857 | tiny house | 93 |
| #159 | tiny knife and fork | 4 |
| #1271 | toast | 369 |
| #148 | unlocked meat locker | 1 |
| #1151 | valuable trinket | 36 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #748 | white snake skin | 5 |
| #371 | windchimes | 15 |
| #495 | wolf mask | 28 |
| #1799 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1584 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #358 | yeti fur | 477 |