| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1206 | Cloaca-Cola | 6 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1666 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #639 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #384 | chorizo brownies | 4 |
| #1011 | doll house | 3 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #36 | fruit basket | 11 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1258 | kite | 4 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #15 | pet rock | 354 |
| #301 | phat turquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #117 | plexiglass pants | 2 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #31 | solid linoleum box | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #640 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #871 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
| #1261 | yo-yo | 11 |