| #2231 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1729 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1487 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1428 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #3597 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1415 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1405 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1416 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #61 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #496 | Valentine | 50 |
| #273 | Valentine's Day cake | 2 |
| #288 | arrow'd heart balloon | 2 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1152 | bag of airline peanuts | 14 |
| #1593 | ball | 2 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1070 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #341 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 19 |
| #1330 | clown hammer | 8 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #211 | double daisy | 2 |
| #1978 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #905 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1196 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 11 |
| #1144 | fake fake vomit | 16 |
| #1024 | fake hand | 15 |
| #195 | fake plastic grass | 10 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #1920 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #918 | green beer | 10 |
| #1584 | jazz soap | 3 |
| #1213 | joybuzzer | 12 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #195 | lead necklace | 52 |
| #433 | loaded serum blowgun | 10 |
| #1138 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 14 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #275 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 2 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1733 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1582 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #414 | oyster basket | 10 |
| #1759 | pail | 1 |
| #1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #2035 | pet rock | 2 |
| #1451 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 6 |
| #993 | portable corkscrew | 5 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2252 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1644 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2536 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1337 | rubber emo roe | 10 |
| #2956 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #909 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #1478 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #2481 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #1586 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4312 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #4540 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8208 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8119 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8169 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4494 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8149 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8185 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4595 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8198 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4343 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8221 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8133 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4478 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1557 | top | 2 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #650 | toy train | 3 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1150 | whoopie cushion | 16 |
| #509 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1797 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1315 | yellow snowcone | 12 |
| #1636 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2046 | yo-yo | 2 |