| #1075 | Cloaca grenade | 8 |
| #820 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #598 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #992 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1053 | Dyspepsi grenade | 7 |
| #616 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #771 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #565 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 4 |
| #1631 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 4 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #477 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| #290 | blood of the Wereseal | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #642 | bubbly potion | 7 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #638 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #1549 | chaos butterfly | 3 |
| #267 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 23 |
| #820 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #521 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #393 | cloudy potion | 25 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #381 | dark potion | 28 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #479 | diamond-studded cane | 9 |
| #441 | disco ball | 79 |
| #460 | disco mask | 65 |
| #1484 | disturbing fanfic | 6 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #397 | effervescent potion | 27 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #1747 | felt | 3 |
| #590 | fizzy potion | 9 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #789 | googly eye | 16 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #876 | kite | 8 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #438 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1847 | mafia aria | 2 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #216 | meat from yesterday | 10 |
| #320 | milky potion | 37 |
| #322 | murky potion | 39 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #454 | piercing post | 2 |
| #419 | portable corkscrew | 17 |
| #1086 | probability potion | 2 |
| #1105 | procrastination potion | 2 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #621 | salty slug | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #357 | smoky potion | 34 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #379 | spooky eyeliner | 6 |
| #580 | spooky lipstick | 5 |
| #277 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #1041 | spooky stick | 2 |
| #252 | string of blue beads | 41 |
| #324 | string of green beads | 34 |
| #329 | string of red beads | 33 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2121 | stuffing | 2 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #514 | swirly potion | 12 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #2648 | toast | 18 |
| #368 | top | 12 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1625 | toy wheel | 2 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1985 | valuable trinket | 6 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1465 | yo-yo | 8 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |