Boognish

RankItemQuantity
#12425-meat staff1
#107Kentucky-style derby1
#116alpha-mail pants1
#769aspirin1
#106automatic catapult1
#1312ball3
#197bamboo bokuto1
#53bat guano624
#1065bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#103bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme1
#1818black paisley oyster egg2
#1131black plastic oyster egg3
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#1902black striped oyster egg2
#1329blue paisley oyster egg3
#1676blue plastic oyster egg2
#1672blue polka-dot oyster egg2
#1835blue striped oyster egg2
#3615candy cane3
#115chain-mail monokini1
#864cool whip1
#1012doll house3
#1476duck-on-a-string1
#2058eggnog3
#969fancy chocolate3
#1747felt3
#99football helmet1
#1946fruitcake5
#3306gingerbread bugbear2
#94goofily-plumed helmet1
#1916googly eye3
#436guano coffee cup2
#948kite7
#1086lavender paisley oyster egg3
#1590lavender plastic oyster egg2
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#206lead yo-yo1
#1449length of string3
#99lucky ball-and-chain1
#1086marionette1
#1293mauve paisley oyster egg2
#1188mauve plastic oyster egg3
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#1823off-white plastic oyster egg2
#1734off-white polka-dot oyster egg1
#1024off-white striped oyster egg2
#1890oyster basket1
#80paper-plate-mail pants1
#100pentacorn hat1
#1236pet rock5
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#1564puce polka-dot oyster egg2
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#866rag doll2
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#1842red plastic oyster egg2
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#1646red striped oyster egg1
#96sack of doorknobs1
#92slightly peevedbow1
#244slingshot1
#475snorkel1
#1348sock monkey1
#120studded leather boxer shorts2
#2012stuffed doppelshifter3
#779stuffing11
#103suede shortsword2
#128sweet ninja sword16
#1586teddy bear2
#1988tiny plastic Cheshire bat9
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#2626tiny plastic accordion thief2
#2859tiny plastic angry goat6
#1645tiny plastic baby gravy fairy11
#2031tiny plastic barrrnacle9
#2014tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball9
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#3300tiny plastic coffee pixie5
#1830tiny plastic fuzzy dice10
#1670tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick11
#2248tiny plastic ghuol whelp8
#2028tiny plastic grue9
#2707tiny plastic hermit2
#1652tiny plastic howling balloon monkey11
#2201tiny plastic killer bee8
#1812tiny plastic leprechaun10
#4838tiny plastic levitating potato3
#4847tiny plastic mosquito3
#1799tiny plastic pastamancer3
#2493tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime7
#2644tiny plastic sauceror2
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3367tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton5
#3306tiny plastic stab bat5
#2514tiny plastic star starfish7
#1375tiny plastic turtle tamer4
#1557top2
#1190toy soldier1
#522toy train4
#643toy wheel14
#525tree-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#93troutpiece1
#119two-handed depthsword1
#110union scalemail pants1
#743wooden block3
#102wooden salad bowl1
#1180yellow paisley oyster egg2
#101yellow plastic hard hat1
#1123yellow plastic oyster egg5
#632yellow polka-dot oyster egg3
#1061yellow striped oyster egg2
#1465yo-yo8

Wow, that's 994 items total!

what items are this player missing?