| #5 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 27,107 |
| 🥇 | Mortimer's nostrum | 1,573 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #146 | baggie of powdered sugar | 207 |
| #532 | blood flower | 12 |
| #762 | box of sunshine | 383 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #248 | empty blowgun | 10 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #117 | plexiglass pants | 2 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #72 | pretty flower | 7,078 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #311 | stainless steel scarf | 10 |
| #196 | stainless steel shillelagh | 15 |
| #173 | stainless steel skullcap | 13 |
| #199 | stainless steel slacks | 13 |
| #418 | stainless steel solitaire | 7 |
| #221 | stainless steel suspenders | 15 |
| #29 | tapped black lotus | 1 |
| #915 | twinkly wad | 6 |
| #607 | zombie pineal gland | 8 |