| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #2031 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1238 | Boss Bat britches | 9 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #312 | CRIMBCO mug | 46 |
| #163 | CRIMBCO wine | 45 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #1212 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #776 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #1722 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 11 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #50 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #19 | bacon bath ball | 30 |
| #2088 | badass belt | 25 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #505 | bath ball gift set | 10 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #41 | bitter pill | 2 |
| #3304 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #530 | bunny liver | 7 |
| #322 | burnt flower | 4 |
| #13 | chocolate bath ball | 43 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #30 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #3662 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #79 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 740 |
| #19 | festive sausage | 92 |
| #3215 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #325 | gearbox necklace | 3 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #365 | hobo nickel | 743 |
| #15 | incense bath ball | 41 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #62 | motivational poster | 46 |
| #26 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 9 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #22 | recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 444 |
| #22 | recording of Chorale of Companionship | 474 |
| #25 | recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 656 |
| #22 | recording of Elron's Explosive Etude | 450 |
| #20 | recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 283 |
| #19 | recording of Prelude of Precision | 511 |
| #23 | recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 422 |
| #28 | red armband | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #643 | sawblade shield | 3 |
| #15 | scented massage oil | 174 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #670 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1163 | spectre scepter | 25 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #322 | turtle pheromones | 10 |
| #1284 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #502 | white balloon | 4 |
| #332 | woven baling wire bracelets | 3 |
| #694 | wrench bracelet | 3 |
| #286 | yellow glowstick | 5 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |