| #1321 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #1080 | Bonerdagon necklace | 8 |
| #1165 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #761 | Boss Bat britches | 19 |
| #100 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #817 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #1026 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #261 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #2547 | badass belt | 19 |
| #1291 | bag of airline peanuts | 10 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #1229 | bottle of goofballs | 20 |
| #4504 | box of sunshine | 10 |
| #1721 | brick | 8 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1002 | clown hammer | 19 |
| #2069 | easter egg balloon | 10 |
| #991 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 19 |
| #1164 | fake fake vomit | 15 |
| #944 | fake hand | 19 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #3472 | grue egg | 4 |
| #1294 | jazz soap | 9 |
| #364 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #1282 | joybuzzer | 10 |
| #1114 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 15 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1201 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 12 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #211 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #328 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #147 | plexiglass pith helmet | 2 |
| #180 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1612 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #145 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #807 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1197 | rubber emo roe | 14 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1344 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #223 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1035 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #5 | white lightning | 23,543 |
| #1123 | whoopie cushion | 17 |
| #1456 | wind-up chattering teeth | 8 |
| #598 | worthless gewgaw | 4 |
| #696 | worthless knick-knack | 4 |
| #784 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #1191 | yellow snowcone | 17 |