Lightning Jim

RankItemQuantity
#1321Ancient Saucehelm2
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#4296Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#824Baron von Ratsworth's tophat2
#1080Bonerdagon necklace8
#1165Boss Bat bling2
#761Boss Bat britches19
#100Brimstone Boxers1
#817Codpiece of the Goblin King9
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#1102El Sombrero De Lopez2
#1026Glass Balls of the Goblin King2
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#261Mae West with a fly in it1
#2541Scalp of Gorgolok1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#415astronaut ice-cream1
#2547badass belt19
#1291bag of airline peanuts10
🥈blue ribbon1
#1229bottle of goofballs20
#4504box of sunshine10
#1721brick8
#249calle de miel with a fly in it1
#1002clown hammer19
#2069easter egg balloon10
#991explosion-flavored chewing gum19
#1164fake fake vomit15
#944fake hand19
#2296fuzzy dice3
🥈green traffic cone1
#3472grue egg4
#1294jazz soap9
#364jewelry-making pliers1
#1282joybuzzer10
#1114magical ice cube with a fly in it15
#235mandarina colada with a fly in it1
#65ninja pirate zombie robot1
#236perpendicular hula with a fly in it1
#1201pet rock "Snooty" disguise12
#213plexiglass pants1
#211plexiglass pendant1
#328plexiglass pikestaff1
#213plexiglass pinky ring1
#147plexiglass pith helmet2
#180plexiglass pocketwatch1
#1612pork elf goodies sack1
#145pregnant gloomy black mushroom1
#130pregnant oily golden mushroom1
#246prussian cathouse with a fly in it1
#9red traffic cone1
#807rib of the Bonerdagon2
#182rockin' wagon with a fly in it1
#10rose-colored glasses1
#1197rubber emo roe14
#238slap and tickle with a fly in it1
#1799stainless steel scarf1
#2244stainless steel shillelagh1
#2140stainless steel skullcap1
#1705stainless steel slacks2
#1862stainless steel solitaire1
#1344stainless steel suspenders2
#223tangarita with a fly in it1
#1035vertebra of the Bonerdagon5
#5white lightning23,543
#1123whoopie cushion17
#1456wind-up chattering teeth8
#598worthless gewgaw4
#696worthless knick-knack4
#784worthless trinket1
#1191yellow snowcone17

Wow, that's 23,904 items total!

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