| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #1080 | Bonerdagon necklace | 8 |
| #1168 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #760 | Boss Bat britches | 19 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #817 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #2548 | badass belt | 19 |
| #1293 | bag of airline peanuts | 10 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #1228 | bottle of goofballs | 20 |
| #4500 | box of sunshine | 10 |
| #1719 | brick | 8 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1003 | clown hammer | 19 |
| #2069 | easter egg balloon | 10 |
| #994 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 19 |
| #1167 | fake fake vomit | 15 |
| #947 | fake hand | 19 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #3465 | grue egg | 4 |
| #1296 | jazz soap | 9 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #1284 | joybuzzer | 10 |
| #1116 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 15 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1203 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 12 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #147 | plexiglass pith helmet | 2 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1196 | rubber emo roe | 14 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1706 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1028 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #5 | white lightning | 23,543 |
| #1126 | whoopie cushion | 17 |
| #1455 | wind-up chattering teeth | 8 |
| #593 | worthless gewgaw | 4 |
| #693 | worthless knick-knack | 4 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #1196 | yellow snowcone | 17 |