| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1455 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1116 | 7-ball | 2 |
| #1974 | 8-ball | 2 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #602 | Amulet of Yendor | 30 |
| #925 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #13 | Cloaca grenade | 2,200 |
| #12 | Cloaca-Cola | 7,002 |
| #470 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 6 |
| #999 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #771 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 3 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #737 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #55 | Dyspepsi grenade | 200 |
| #340 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 3 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #1015 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #1139 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #126 | Tiki lighter | 3 |
| #158 | Valentine's Day cake | 4 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #233 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 20 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #168 | arrow'd heart balloon | 4 |
| #6540 | badass belt | 2 |
| #444 | bag of airline peanuts | 68 |
| #218 | banjo strings | 1 |
| #139 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 10 |
| #233 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #386 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #911 | brick | 35 |
| #633 | candy stake | 10 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #449 | clown hammer | 65 |
| #1026 | club necklace | 7 |
| #746 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #262 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #588 | defective skull | 34 |
| #999 | diamond necklace | 7 |
| #123 | double daisy | 4 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #901 | encoder ring | 6 |
| #476 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 61 |
| #508 | fake fake vomit | 64 |
| #945 | fake hand | 19 |
| #213 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 22 |
| #886 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #827 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #217 | gingerbread horror | 21 |
| #3471 | grue egg | 4 |
| #871 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #640 | heart necklace | 11 |
| #685 | heart-shaped balloon | 5 |
| #540 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #620 | jazz soap | 46 |
| #513 | joybuzzer | 59 |
| #642 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 45 |
| #707 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #160 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 4 |
| #700 | oyster basket | 5 |
| #640 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 36 |
| #490 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 62 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #914 | pool cue | 2 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #623 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #1763 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1107 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 7 |
| #1308 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 6 |
| #935 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 8 |
| #568 | rubber emo roe | 56 |
| #461 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #942 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #593 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #1335 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #1622 | spade necklace | 4 |
| #337 | spooky eggnog | 14 |
| #1573 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #821 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #1824 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| #1193 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 41 |
| #1214 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 41 |
| #1265 | stuffed angry cow | 40 |
| #1501 | stuffed astral badger | 35 |
| #1646 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 32 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1332 | stuffed cocoabo | 37 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #1733 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 30 |
| #1730 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 30 |
| #1979 | stuffed hand turkey | 26 |
| #1239 | stuffed mind flayer | 42 |
| #1538 | stuffed scary death orb | 34 |
| #1479 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 35 |
| #1003 | stuffed snowy owl | 48 |
| #2280 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 22 |
| #1735 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 29 |
| #1178 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 43 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #261 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 5 |
| #272 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 5 |
| #149 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 8 |
| #162 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 8 |
| #268 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 5 |
| #599 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #680 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #687 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #602 | whoopie cushion | 51 |
| #566 | wind-up chattering teeth | 57 |
| #774 | x-ray specs | 18 |
| #575 | yellow snowcone | 58 |