| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #444 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1731 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #694 | Cloaca-Cola | 37 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #982 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1038 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 37 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1519 | Imp Ale | 11 |
| #1016 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #969 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #597 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 37 |
| #1893 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 11 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1903 | Rock Pops | 11 |
| #471 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 11 |
| #784 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 11 |
| #477 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #430 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #2453 | Yummy Tummy bean | 11 |
| #1193 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1884 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #610 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| #306 | candy brain | 11 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #554 | dark potion | 11 |
| #1478 | defective skull | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1774 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1986 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #594 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #542 | ice-cold six-pack | 11 |
| #1883 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1892 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #218 | onion shurikens | 1 |
| #555 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1234 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #218 | piercing post | 11 |
| #524 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #836 | procrastination potion | 11 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #646 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #429 | reodorant | 11 |
| #1122 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #1960 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #1103 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #1670 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #593 | squashed frog | 11 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #998 | super-spiky hair gel | 11 |
| #609 | ten-leaf clover | 11 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1768 | valuable trinket | 11 |
| #1934 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2117 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |