| #2707 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #352 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 21 |
| #2454 | Crown of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #392 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 18 |
| #366 | Feynman gate | 30 |
| #351 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 25 |
| #315 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
| #334 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 25 |
| #1044 | Mad Train wine | 24 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #352 | White Citadel fries | 2 |
| #2958 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #2645 | badass belt | 18 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #2122 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #840 | can of Red Minotaur | 2 |
| #295 | capacitor relay | 41 |
| #382 | carbon nanotube frame | 31 |
| #1707 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #902 | dwarf bread | 3 |
| #2970 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #83 | f3d0r4 | 174 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #206 | flashing novelty button | 5 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1203 | gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #1708 | googly eye | 4 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #543 | iGoogly | 34 |
| #356 | ion grid | 36 |
| #835 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 2 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #1450 | length of string | 3 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #365 | logic synthesizer | 31 |
| #177 | nanofiber cloth | 35 |
| #259 | orange glowstick | 8 |
| #296 | pr0n legs | 80 |
| #601 | quantum polarity inducer | 4 |
| #761 | recursive spline reticulator | 2 |
| #844 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 2 |
| #416 | [2108]rock | 10 |
| #101 | roll of drink tickets | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #253 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 600 |
| #929 | spooky felt | 9 |
| #851 | spooky toy wheel | 5 |
| #415 | stick | 6 |
| #733 | stone of eXtreme power | 9 |
| #1289 | stringy sinew | 5 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4534 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8241 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8144 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8078 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4341 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1139 | tooth | 2 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #685 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 2 |