| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1326 | Crimboween memo | 7 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #17 | Grimacite Bock | 3 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #145 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #190 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 118 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #64 | Rainbow's Gravity | 3 |
| 🥇 | Red Balloon of Valor | 99 |
| #4 | Steal This Candy | 3,842 |
| #249 | Tiki lighter | 2 |
| #114 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #60 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 2 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #678 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #349 | anniversary gift box | 8 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #19 | banana | 853 |
| #442 | box of sunshine | 801 |
| #25 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 265 |
| #241 | commemorative war stein | 197 |
| #93 | corrupted data | 263 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #15 | delicious salad | 1,522 |
| 🥈 | fancy seashell necklace | 13,189 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #193 | iron pasta spoon | 41 |
| #131 | kneecapping stick | 126 |
| #178 | mafia aria | 136 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #211 | penguin skin | 528 |
| #1281 | plot hole | 1 |
| #226 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #70 | scroll of pasta summoning | 202 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #90 | squirming egg sac | 164 |
| #677 | stainless steel scarf | 5 |
| #761 | stainless steel shillelagh | 6 |
| #706 | stainless steel skullcap | 5 |
| #381 | stainless steel slacks | 9 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #930 | stainless steel suspenders | 4 |
| #446 | stench wad | 1 |
| #918 | string of blue beads | 13 |
| #1318 | string of green beads | 8 |
| #1283 | string of red beads | 8 |
| #355 | support cummerbund | 20 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #62 | toy sixgun | 2 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #388 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |