| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1321 | baby killer bee | 3 |
| #4729 | badass belt | 6 |
| #994 | bag of airline peanuts | 21 |
| #625 | ball | 10 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #337 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #422 | blood flower | 18 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #1301 | brick | 17 |
| #956 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #2090 | candy cane | 11 |
| #966 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| #1004 | clown hammer | 19 |
| #961 | dark potion | 1 |
| #1130 | defective skull | 7 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #946 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #958 | eggnog | 15 |
| #964 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 20 |
| #1044 | fake fake vomit | 20 |
| #1133 | fake hand | 11 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #1747 | felt | 3 |
| #957 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #1513 | fruitcake | 9 |
| #1857 | gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #319 | googly eye | 43 |
| #250 | hippopotamus skin | 5 |
| #1006 | jazz soap | 19 |
| #91 | jewelry-making pliers | 5 |
| #861 | joybuzzer | 28 |
| #416 | kite | 17 |
| #1060 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 17 |
| #277 | marionette | 6 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #936 | milky potion | 1 |
| #911 | murky potion | 1 |
| #1682 | pet rock | 3 |
| #917 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 17 |
| #1203 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 12 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #659 | rag doll | 3 |
| #1019 | rubber emo roe | 22 |
| #366 | sleeping snowy owl | 9 |
| #941 | smoky potion | 1 |
| #715 | sock monkey | 3 |
| #1170 | stuffed doppelshifter | 8 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #928 | swirly potion | 1 |
| #383 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #828 | teddy bear | 7 |
| #96 | tiny nose-bone fetish | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1651 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 5 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1237 | top | 3 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #238 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #1668 | valuable trinket | 14 |
| #990 | whoopie cushion | 24 |
| #1219 | wind-up chattering teeth | 14 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1076 | yellow snowcone | 22 |
| #525 | yo-yo | 56 |