| #1866 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| 🥇 | blue ribbon | 2 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #697 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1546 | grue egg | 16 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #708 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #123 | miniature espresso maker | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #479 | stainless steel scarf | 7 |
| #400 | stainless steel shillelagh | 10 |
| #455 | stainless steel skullcap | 7 |
| #1051 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #355 | stainless steel solitaire | 8 |
| #663 | stainless steel suspenders | 6 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |