| #984 | Amulet of Yendor | 10 |
| #26 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 2 |
| #109 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #29 | Libram of Divine Favors | 2 |
| #112 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #533 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 10 |
| #2605 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #979 | bag of airline peanuts | 22 |
| #547 | black snowcone | 4 |
| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1337 | brick | 16 |
| #657 | brine | 27 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1145 | clown hammer | 13 |
| #994 | defective skull | 11 |
| #1130 | dill | 13 |
| #495 | doll house | 10 |
| #473 | dollhive | 17 |
| #1565 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 3 |
| #847 | fake fake vomit | 31 |
| #642 | fake hand | 41 |
| #761 | filthy lucre | 45 |
| #1484 | grue egg | 17 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #712 | jazz soap | 38 |
| #876 | joybuzzer | 27 |
| #21 | lewd playing card | 52 |
| #579 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 51 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #702 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 30 |
| #739 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 37 |
| #1172 | portable corkscrew | 3 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #223 | purple snowcone | 105 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #766 | rubber emo roe | 37 |
| #730 | spooky cosmetics bag | 3 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1295 | string of blue beads | 8 |
| #1318 | string of green beads | 8 |
| #1209 | string of red beads | 9 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1125 | vinegar | 14 |
| #797 | whoopie cushion | 36 |
| #928 | wind-up chattering teeth | 27 |
| #1110 | x-ray specs | 6 |
| #771 | yellow snowcone | 41 |
| #124 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |