| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1046 | 2-ball | 2 |
| #794 | 30669 scroll | 3 |
| #924 | 33398 scroll | 4 |
| #1471 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1432 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1422 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1484 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1339 | Amulet of Yendor | 2 |
| #886 | Goodfella contract | 3 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #1101 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #1722 | bag of airline peanuts | 2 |
| #413 | bit of clingfilm | 10 |
| #820 | blue class ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1096 | brick | 25 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #667 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #1260 | empty agua de vida bottle | 2 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1145 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1714 | fake fake vomit | 3 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #192 | fat loot token | 16 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #935 | green clay bead | 2 |
| #3707 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #515 | hermit permit | 2 |
| #323 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #698 | jazz soap | 39 |
| #1718 | joybuzzer | 2 |
| #173 | killing jar | 1 |
| #1895 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #643 | mood ring | 3 |
| #1853 | old sweatpants | 4 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1654 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #924 | pink clay bead | 2 |
| #1174 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #1012 | red class ring | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #595 | rusty chain necklace | 3 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2224 | spectre scepter | 7 |
| #7809 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #7815 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7869 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #7829 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #7788 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #764 | top | 6 |
| #514 | torn hellseal sinew | 5 |
| #1021 | white class ring | 1 |
| #1667 | whoopie cushion | 3 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1131 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |