| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1050 | 2-ball | 2 |
| #795 | 30669 scroll | 3 |
| #925 | 33398 scroll | 4 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #922 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1339 | Amulet of Yendor | 2 |
| #886 | Goodfella contract | 3 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #1101 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #1720 | bag of airline peanuts | 2 |
| #411 | bit of clingfilm | 10 |
| #827 | blue class ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1099 | brick | 25 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #665 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #1478 | defective skull | 1 |
| #1263 | empty agua de vida bottle | 2 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1145 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #1774 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1711 | fake fake vomit | 3 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #192 | fat loot token | 16 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #941 | green clay bead | 2 |
| #3719 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #516 | hermit permit | 2 |
| #325 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #699 | jazz soap | 39 |
| #1716 | joybuzzer | 2 |
| #173 | killing jar | 1 |
| #1892 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #641 | mood ring | 3 |
| #1858 | old sweatpants | 4 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1652 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1883 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #931 | pink clay bead | 2 |
| #1174 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #1023 | red class ring | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #598 | rusty chain necklace | 3 |
| #1033 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2230 | spectre scepter | 7 |
| #7820 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #7826 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8976 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7878 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #7840 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #7798 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #765 | top | 6 |
| #515 | torn hellseal sinew | 5 |
| #1033 | white class ring | 1 |
| #1665 | whoopie cushion | 3 |
| #2054 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1131 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #699 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #2117 | yellow snowcone | 1 |