| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1049 | 2-ball | 2 |
| #795 | 30669 scroll | 3 |
| #925 | 33398 scroll | 4 |
| #1473 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1435 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1340 | Amulet of Yendor | 2 |
| #888 | Goodfella contract | 3 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #1102 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #1719 | bag of airline peanuts | 2 |
| #410 | bit of clingfilm | 10 |
| #827 | blue class ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1101 | brick | 25 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #250 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1795 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #664 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #1477 | defective skull | 1 |
| #1266 | empty agua de vida bottle | 2 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1144 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #1773 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1710 | fake fake vomit | 3 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #192 | fat loot token | 16 |
| #2298 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #940 | green clay bead | 2 |
| #3715 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #517 | hermit permit | 2 |
| #326 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #698 | jazz soap | 39 |
| #1715 | joybuzzer | 2 |
| #174 | killing jar | 1 |
| #1891 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #642 | mood ring | 3 |
| #1864 | old sweatpants | 4 |
| #237 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1651 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1882 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #930 | pink clay bead | 2 |
| #1174 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #1023 | red class ring | 1 |
| #183 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #3666 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #596 | rusty chain necklace | 3 |
| #1031 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #239 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2235 | spectre scepter | 7 |
| #7823 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #7829 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #8866 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7884 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8974 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8982 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8944 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #7845 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8806 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #7799 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8884 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #768 | top | 6 |
| #520 | torn hellseal sinew | 5 |
| #1032 | white class ring | 1 |
| #1664 | whoopie cushion | 3 |
| #2054 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1129 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #698 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #2115 | yellow snowcone | 1 |