| #908 | 1-ball | 3 |
| #767 | 3-ball | 4 |
| #1110 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #1422 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1484 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1637 | 8-ball | 4 |
| #639 | Amulet of Yendor | 27 |
| #711 | Angry Farmer candy | 81 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #203 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 53 |
| #519 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 56 |
| #644 | Mohawk wig | 6 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1101 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 3 |
| #14 | antique greaves | 912 |
| #13 | antique helmet | 881 |
| #12 | antique shield | 863 |
| #16 | antique spear | 804 |
| #735 | awful poetry journal | 70 |
| #6544 | badass belt | 2 |
| #344 | bag of Cheat-Os | 25 |
| #630 | bag of airline peanuts | 46 |
| #1006 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #235 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 23 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #322 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 2 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #719 | brick | 49 |
| #19 | broken sword | 459 |
| #1338 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 3 |
| #221 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 49 |
| #509 | clown hammer | 54 |
| #290 | crazy little Turkish delight | 46 |
| #535 | defective skull | 39 |
| #850 | diamond-studded cane | 2 |
| #854 | disturbing fanfic | 54 |
| #479 | empty blowgun | 3 |
| #637 | encoder ring | 18 |
| #426 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 69 |
| #902 | eye of newt | 2 |
| #498 | fake fake vomit | 67 |
| #378 | fake hand | 74 |
| #575 | furry fur | 83 |
| #225 | ga-ga radio | 13 |
| #463 | giant needle | 64 |
| #457 | goat cheese | 26 |
| #4469 | grue egg | 2 |
| #926 | handful of hand chalk | 8 |
| #522 | heavy D | 82 |
| #171 | inkwell | 39 |
| #450 | jazz soap | 66 |
| #617 | joybuzzer | 47 |
| #93 | large box | 142 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #307 | lupine sword | 2 |
| #413 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 72 |
| #1041 | magical ice cubes | 3 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #728 | metallic A | 16 |
| #900 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #510 | original G | 83 |
| #662 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 34 |
| #599 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 49 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #681 | phonics down | 41 |
| #652 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 18 |
| #21 | pitchfork | 426 |
| #595 | plot hole | 92 |
| #1074 | portable corkscrew | 4 |
| #509 | probability potion | 64 |
| #529 | procrastination potion | 61 |
| #1171 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #752 | ridiculously huge sword | 6 |
| #257 | ring of aggravate monster | 41 |
| #517 | rubber emo roe | 61 |
| #734 | ruby W | 6 |
| #16 | serpentine sword | 153 |
| #11 | snake shield | 153 |
| #295 | snarling wolf shield | 2 |
| #773 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 65 |
| #847 | super-spiky hair gel | 26 |
| #735 | thin black candle | 99 |
| #922 | tiny house | 73 |
| #4903 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #4855 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6135 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #6150 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #6186 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #6156 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #703 | titanium assault umbrella | 5 |
| #995 | tomato | 3 |
| #1296 | valuable trinket | 27 |
| #591 | whoopie cushion | 52 |
| #553 | wind-up chattering teeth | 58 |
| #521 | wolf mask | 24 |
| #854 | wussiness potion | 3 |
| #677 | x-ray specs | 24 |
| #518 | yellow snowcone | 65 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |