| #912 | 1-ball | 3 |
| #771 | 3-ball | 4 |
| #1113 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1640 | 8-ball | 4 |
| #637 | Amulet of Yendor | 27 |
| #710 | Angry Farmer candy | 81 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #202 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 53 |
| #520 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 56 |
| #644 | Mohawk wig | 6 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1101 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 3 |
| #14 | antique greaves | 912 |
| #13 | antique helmet | 881 |
| #12 | antique shield | 863 |
| #16 | antique spear | 804 |
| #734 | awful poetry journal | 70 |
| #6538 | badass belt | 2 |
| #344 | bag of Cheat-Os | 25 |
| #630 | bag of airline peanuts | 46 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #235 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 23 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #320 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 2 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #721 | brick | 49 |
| #19 | broken sword | 459 |
| #1338 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 3 |
| #221 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 49 |
| #510 | clown hammer | 54 |
| #289 | crazy little Turkish delight | 46 |
| #535 | defective skull | 39 |
| #851 | diamond-studded cane | 2 |
| #854 | disturbing fanfic | 54 |
| #480 | empty blowgun | 3 |
| #635 | encoder ring | 18 |
| #424 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 69 |
| #901 | eye of newt | 2 |
| #497 | fake fake vomit | 67 |
| #376 | fake hand | 74 |
| #575 | furry fur | 83 |
| #226 | ga-ga radio | 13 |
| #463 | giant needle | 64 |
| #458 | goat cheese | 26 |
| #4476 | grue egg | 2 |
| #931 | handful of hand chalk | 8 |
| #523 | heavy D | 82 |
| #175 | inkwell | 39 |
| #450 | jazz soap | 66 |
| #616 | joybuzzer | 47 |
| #93 | large box | 142 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #307 | lupine sword | 2 |
| #416 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 72 |
| #1051 | magical ice cubes | 3 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #730 | metallic A | 16 |
| #902 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #510 | original G | 83 |
| #661 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 34 |
| #597 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 49 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #682 | phonics down | 41 |
| #654 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 18 |
| #21 | pitchfork | 426 |
| #594 | plot hole | 92 |
| #1074 | portable corkscrew | 4 |
| #510 | probability potion | 64 |
| #530 | procrastination potion | 61 |
| #1173 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #752 | ridiculously huge sword | 6 |
| #257 | ring of aggravate monster | 41 |
| #519 | rubber emo roe | 61 |
| #734 | ruby W | 6 |
| #17 | serpentine sword | 153 |
| #11 | snake shield | 153 |
| #295 | snarling wolf shield | 2 |
| #772 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 65 |
| #848 | super-spiky hair gel | 26 |
| #735 | thin black candle | 99 |
| #921 | tiny house | 73 |
| #4914 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #6121 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #6180 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6148 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3971 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #6200 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #6128 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #6166 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2659 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #703 | titanium assault umbrella | 5 |
| #995 | tomato | 3 |
| #1297 | valuable trinket | 27 |
| #590 | whoopie cushion | 52 |
| #556 | wind-up chattering teeth | 58 |
| #520 | wolf mask | 24 |
| #853 | wussiness potion | 3 |
| #675 | x-ray specs | 24 |
| #515 | yellow snowcone | 65 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |