| #203 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 15 |
| #314 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 31 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #318 | empty agua de vida bottle | 659 |
| #197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #162 | plexiglass pikestaff | 2 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #304 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #343 | stainless steel shillelagh | 11 |
| #370 | stainless steel skullcap | 8 |
| #565 | stainless steel slacks | 7 |
| #772 | stainless steel solitaire | 4 |