| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #313 | Divine | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #214 | Frogade | 1 |
| #236 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #535 | Imp Ale | 250 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #155 | Mon Tiki | 10 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #10 | Unionize The Elves sign | 2 |
| #82 | astronaut ice-cream | 6 |
| #1024 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #1448 | battered Crimbo Crate | 2 |
| #254 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #583 | beertini | 2 |
| #1034 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1040 | brine | 8 |
| #128 | briny vinegar | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #815 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #1349 | dill | 5 |
| #713 | dusty Crimbo crate | 13 |
| #511 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1924 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #149 | green beer | 101 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #29 | handful of drink tickets | 25 |
| #477 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 202 |
| #824 | ice-cold fotie | 10 |
| #107 | ice-cold six-pack | 165 |
| #390 | little paper umbrella | 150 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #771 | shingle | 1 |
| #211 | sleaze nuggets | 5 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #93 | stench powder | 20 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #1071 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 9 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #641 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |