| #1091 | Amulet of Yendor | 7 |
| #2708 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #402 | Bonerdagon necklace | 29 |
| #502 | Boss Bat britches | 29 |
| #1210 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #742 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #1454 | badass belt | 38 |
| #1059 | bag of airline peanuts | 18 |
| #1729 | bottle of goofballs | 13 |
| #4217 | box of sunshine | 12 |
| #1936 | brick | 5 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #739 | clown hammer | 33 |
| #2494 | club necklace | 2 |
| #1059 | defective skull | 9 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #706 | easter egg balloon | 35 |
| #901 | encoder ring | 6 |
| #1014 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 3 |
| #1052 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 16 |
| #1082 | fake fake vomit | 18 |
| #921 | fake hand | 20 |
| #3220 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #723 | gloomy black mushroom | 4 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #737 | grue egg | 36 |
| #2507 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #1294 | jazz soap | 9 |
| #1127 | joybuzzer | 15 |
| #984 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 20 |
| #1378 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 4 |
| #1236 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 11 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #328 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #180 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #750 | radium-flavored potato chips | 21 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1020 | rubber emo roe | 22 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #569 | stainless steel scarf | 6 |
| #7011 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #6937 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #5714 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #7830 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #5191 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #6372 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7820 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6331 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #6293 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #5816 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #7841 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6909 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #6332 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6285 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #535 | unstable laser battery | 61 |
| #1027 | whoopie cushion | 22 |
| #1511 | wind-up chattering teeth | 7 |
| #471 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 69 |
| #1329 | x-ray specs | 2 |
| #1071 | yellow snowcone | 22 |