| #1091 | Amulet of Yendor | 7 |
| #2707 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #403 | Bonerdagon necklace | 29 |
| #502 | Boss Bat britches | 29 |
| #1212 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #1453 | badass belt | 38 |
| #1061 | bag of airline peanuts | 18 |
| #1729 | bottle of goofballs | 13 |
| #4215 | box of sunshine | 12 |
| #1934 | brick | 5 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #741 | clown hammer | 33 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| #1061 | defective skull | 9 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #707 | easter egg balloon | 35 |
| #903 | encoder ring | 6 |
| #1013 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 3 |
| #1054 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 16 |
| #1083 | fake fake vomit | 18 |
| #924 | fake hand | 20 |
| #3215 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #720 | gloomy black mushroom | 4 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #733 | grue egg | 36 |
| #2505 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #1296 | jazz soap | 9 |
| #1128 | joybuzzer | 15 |
| #986 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 20 |
| #1381 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 4 |
| #1238 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 11 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #748 | radium-flavored potato chips | 21 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3656 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1019 | rubber emo roe | 22 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #568 | stainless steel scarf | 6 |
| #7000 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #6928 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #5707 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #7820 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #5175 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #6364 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6322 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #6284 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #5805 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #7829 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6900 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #6322 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6270 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8881 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #534 | unstable laser battery | 61 |
| #1029 | whoopie cushion | 22 |
| #1510 | wind-up chattering teeth | 7 |
| #472 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 69 |
| #1331 | x-ray specs | 2 |
| #1075 | yellow snowcone | 22 |