| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #230 | Boris's key lime | 1 |
| #421 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #202 | Jarlsberg's key lime | 1 |
| #393 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #1017 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #211 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 1 |
| #397 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #80 | aspirin | 9 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #353 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #186 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #3771 | badass belt | 10 |
| #1240 | bag of airline peanuts | 11 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #155 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #692 | blue snowcone | 3 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1933 | brick | 5 |
| #498 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 18 |
| #461 | candied yams | 20 |
| #923 | candy cane | 38 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1119 | clown hammer | 14 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #1271 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #745 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #198 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #972 | dry noodles | 4 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #691 | eggnog | 25 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1297 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 9 |
| #1520 | fake fake vomit | 6 |
| #65 | fancy chocolate | 29 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #885 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #169 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #826 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #676 | fruitcake | 32 |
| #698 | gingerbread bugbear | 33 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #197 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #329 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #461 | herbal stuffing | 17 |
| #272 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1324 | jazz soap | 8 |
| #1069 | joybuzzer | 17 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #145 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1106 | little paper umbrella | 3 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1381 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 8 |
| #741 | magical ice cubes | 13 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1565 | mushroom fermenting solution | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #860 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1238 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 11 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #185 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #729 | purple snowcone | 3 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1383 | rubber emo roe | 9 |
| #1050 | scrumptious reagent | 2 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #1062 | spices | 1 |
| #1575 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #233 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #822 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #248 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #292 | tofurkey gravy | 29 |
| #297 | tofurkey leg | 28 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #53 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 11 |
| #631 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #1286 | whoopie cushion | 11 |
| #1302 | wind-up chattering teeth | 11 |
| #37 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 12 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1404 | yellow snowcone | 10 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |