| #627 | Cloaca grenade | 22 |
| #299 | Cloaca-Cola | 131 |
| #200 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 18 |
| #342 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 8 |
| #392 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 6 |
| #499 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 4 |
| #414 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 6 |
| #181 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 4 |
| #517 | Dyspepsi grenade | 25 |
| #446 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 143 |
| #355 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 9 |
| #368 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 7 |
| #192 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 11 |
| #493 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 4 |
| #725 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 3 |
| #227 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 3 |
| #364 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 56 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2664 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2365 | eggnog | 2 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1747 | felt | 3 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #2822 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #478 | googly eye | 28 |
| #1412 | kite | 3 |
| #332 | kneecapping stick | 44 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #267 | mafia aria | 99 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #2033 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #220 | questionable taco | 2 |
| #530 | rag doll | 4 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #275 | scroll of pasta summoning | 55 |
| #693 | sleeping snowy owl | 3 |
| #588 | sock monkey | 4 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #1137 | stuffing | 7 |
| #215 | support cummerbund | 37 |
| #704 | teddy bear | 9 |
| #742 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 23 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #955 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 4 |
| #432 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 10 |
| #586 | tiny plastic angry goat | 28 |
| #810 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 22 |
| #589 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 28 |
| #987 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 5 |
| #607 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 27 |
| #609 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 28 |
| #439 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 35 |
| #608 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 8 |
| #442 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 35 |
| #652 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 26 |
| #834 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 21 |
| #586 | tiny plastic grue | 28 |
| #577 | tiny plastic hermit | 8 |
| #363 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 42 |
| #496 | tiny plastic killer bee | 32 |
| #536 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 30 |
| #365 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 42 |
| #418 | tiny plastic mosquito | 37 |
| #237 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 15 |
| #484 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 34 |
| #1323 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #343 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 12 |
| #336 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 43 |
| #507 | tiny plastic stab bat | 32 |
| #566 | tiny plastic star starfish | 29 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #527 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 9 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #565 | tortoise's blessing | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #256 | toy wheel | 35 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #582 | yo-yo | 49 |
| #320 | zombie pineal gland | 14 |