| #629 | Cloaca grenade | 22 |
| #301 | Cloaca-Cola | 131 |
| #201 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 18 |
| #343 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 8 |
| #394 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 6 |
| #498 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 4 |
| #415 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 6 |
| #181 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 4 |
| #518 | Dyspepsi grenade | 25 |
| #446 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 143 |
| #355 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 9 |
| #370 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 7 |
| #194 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 11 |
| #494 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 4 |
| #726 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 3 |
| #226 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 3 |
| #364 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 56 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1593 | ball | 2 |
| #1067 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1655 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #3619 | candy cane | 3 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1477 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2365 | eggnog | 2 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1747 | felt | 3 |
| #2872 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #2824 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #482 | googly eye | 28 |
| #1412 | kite | 3 |
| #333 | kneecapping stick | 44 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #266 | mafia aria | 99 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2035 | pet rock | 2 |
| #750 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #220 | questionable taco | 2 |
| #531 | rag doll | 4 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #275 | scroll of pasta summoning | 55 |
| #694 | sleeping snowy owl | 3 |
| #586 | sock monkey | 4 |
| #1478 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #1138 | stuffing | 7 |
| #215 | support cummerbund | 37 |
| #704 | teddy bear | 9 |
| #744 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 23 |
| #2453 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2897 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #956 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 4 |
| #435 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 10 |
| #589 | tiny plastic angry goat | 28 |
| #812 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 22 |
| #591 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 28 |
| #990 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 5 |
| #608 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 27 |
| #612 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 28 |
| #441 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 35 |
| #610 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 8 |
| #445 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 35 |
| #654 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 26 |
| #838 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 21 |
| #589 | tiny plastic grue | 28 |
| #578 | tiny plastic hermit | 8 |
| #366 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 42 |
| #498 | tiny plastic killer bee | 32 |
| #538 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 30 |
| #366 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 42 |
| #419 | tiny plastic mosquito | 37 |
| #237 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 15 |
| #486 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 34 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #346 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 12 |
| #338 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 43 |
| #508 | tiny plastic stab bat | 32 |
| #567 | tiny plastic star starfish | 29 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #531 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 9 |
| #1559 | top | 2 |
| #566 | tortoise's blessing | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #256 | toy wheel | 35 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1041 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1045 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1329 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #582 | yo-yo | 49 |
| #321 | zombie pineal gland | 14 |