| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #413 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #199 | Crimboween memo | 43 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #454 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #436 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 2 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #646 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥇 | Senior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #533 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 10 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #69 | astronaut ice-cream | 7 |
| #2162 | badass belt | 24 |
| #1298 | blood flower | 2 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #6256 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #775 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
| #999 | easter egg balloon | 25 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #1109 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1024 | grue egg | 26 |
| #155 | helmet turtle | 642 |
| #606 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #545 | loaded serum blowgun | 8 |
| #570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #119 | olive stir-fry | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1146 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #186 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1414 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1710 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1049 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1708 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #116 | zombie pineal gland | 30 |