Palpy

RankItemQuantity
#3365-Alarm Saucepan1
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#4296Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#1256Baron von Ratsworth's tophat1
#413Bjorn's Hammer1
#2384Bonerdagon necklace1
#1673Boss Bat bling1
#2773Boss Bat britches1
#903Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#2407Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#199Crimboween memo43
#4250Crown of the Goblin King1
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#454Disco Banjo1
#436Doc's Miracle Cure2
#858Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack1
#1785El Sombrero De Lopez1
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#437Mace of the Tortoise1
#292Pasta Spoon of Peril1
#646Rock and Roll Legend1
#2541Scalp of Gorgolok1
🥇Senior LAAAAME merit badge1
#533St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket10
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#769aspirin1
#69astronaut ice-cream7
#2162badass belt24
#1298blood flower2
🥈blue ribbon1
#6256box of sunshine3
#775chewing gum on a string1
#999easter egg balloon25
#871empty blowgun1
#1830fancy chocolate2
#1109glowing red eye1
🥈green traffic cone1
#1024grue egg26
#155helmet turtle642
#606insanely spicy bean burrito1
#545loaded serum blowgun8
#570lovecat tail1
#119olive stir-fry1
#865oriole-feather headdress1
#1146photoprotoneutron torpedo1
#747picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#754plastic passion fruit1
#186porquoise eyebrow ring1
#342questionable taco1
#9red traffic cone1
#1298rib of the Bonerdagon1
#10rose-colored glasses1
#1414skeleton bone1
#1280stainless steel scarf2
#1710stainless steel shillelagh2
#1584stainless steel skullcap2
#1049stainless steel slacks4
#1862stainless steel solitaire1
#1708stainless steel suspenders1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#116zombie pineal gland30

Wow, that's 887 items total!

what items are this player missing?