| #827 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 4 |
| #1368 | Cloaca grenade | 4 |
| #1206 | Cloaca-Cola | 6 |
| #259 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 14 |
| #823 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #999 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #323 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 8 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #256 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 3 |
| #1210 | Dyspepsi grenade | 5 |
| #355 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 9 |
| #999 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #775 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #567 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 4 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #673 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| #95 | annoying pitchfork | 24 |
| #3936 | badass belt | 9 |
| #522 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #5907 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1050 | cocoa egg | 2 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #606 | empty blowgun | 2 |
| #97 | enchanted toothpick | 14 |
| #324 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #779 | ghuol egg | 9 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #2878 | grue egg | 6 |
| #93 | halfberd | 8 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #433 | loaded serum blowgun | 10 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #376 | lovecat tail | 2 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #517 | pirate shirt | 2 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #560 | spooky bicycle chain | 4 |
| #570 | spooky cosmetics bag | 4 |
| #97 | spooky mushroom | 695 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #348 | supportive bra | 4 |
| #70 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 12 |
| #42 | time helmet | 1 |
| #141 | time sword | 1 |
| #43 | time trousers | 1 |
| #52 | tiny ninja sword | 20 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #1793 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3305 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #2257 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 8 |
| #2571 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #4874 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #3298 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #1823 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #3345 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #6154 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4810 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #3307 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #2812 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #3323 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #2494 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 7 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3366 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4892 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #1653 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 5 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #45 | wholeberd | 3 |