| #680 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 2 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1263 | Cloaca grenade | 5 |
| #1263 | Cloaca-Cola | 5 |
| #619 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 5 |
| #1060 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #998 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #436 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 2 |
| #1205 | Dyspepsi grenade | 5 |
| #904 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 2 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #955 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #994 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1005 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1331 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 7 |
| #1017 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 45 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #791 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #784 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #843 | Rock Pops | 59 |
| #10 | Unionize The Elves sign | 2 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #852 | Wand of Nagamar | 3 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1712 | baconstone | 3 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #92 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #1101 | blood flower | 3 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2973 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #56 | candied yam pinky ring | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #54 | clockwork rings | 1 |
| #780 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #905 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #897 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #228 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #855 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #3662 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #2060 | eggnog | 3 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #907 | eyepatch | 2 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1390 | felt | 5 |
| #999 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #971 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #2189 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #154 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #1708 | googly eye | 4 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #2081 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #271 | icy-hot katana | 2 |
| #920 | iron pasta spoon | 3 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #1184 | kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #1450 | length of string | 3 |
| #960 | loaded serum blowgun | 4 |
| #376 | los chinos | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #608 | miner's helmet | 2 |
| #600 | miner's pants | 2 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #689 | ninja hot pants | 2 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #287 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #160 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #210 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #185 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #659 | rag doll | 3 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #941 | ring of aggravate monster | 2 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #340 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #173 | ring setting | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #651 | scroll of pasta summoning | 14 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #2958 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #438 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #800 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #910 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #605 | star hat | 1 |
| #329 | star pants | 1 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #3950 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #719 | support cummerbund | 7 |
| #772 | swashbuckling pants | 2 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #650 | toy train | 3 |
| #1475 | toy wheel | 3 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #2046 | yo-yo | 2 |
| #1017 | zombie pineal gland | 4 |