| #246 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #278 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #254 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #294 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #934 | Breathetasticā¢ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #288 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #263 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #70 | TĆĀ¤ālisman of BaiĆøā” | 1 |
| #685 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #234 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 6 |
| #12 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| #916 | Zu MannkƤse Dienen | 1 |
| #626 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #535 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #933 | antique record album | 1 |
| #199 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #108 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 47 |
| #5251 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #90 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 3 |
| #234 | caustic slime nodule | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #663 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #193 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #86 | fake plastic grass | 20 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #130 | fancy chocolate car | 24 |
| #213 | fossilized baboon skull | 3 |
| #84 | fossilized bat skull | 8 |
| #143 | fossilized demon skull | 4 |
| #200 | fossilized limb | 54 |
| #106 | fossilized serpent skull | 9 |
| #306 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #256 | fossilized spike | 17 |
| #131 | fossilized spine | 15 |
| #269 | fossilized torso | 20 |
| #188 | fossilized wing | 23 |
| #119 | fossilized wyrm skull | 7 |
| #268 | gloomy mushroom wine | 2 |
| #88 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 2 |
| #60 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 2 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #150 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #184 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #147 | king cookie | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #145 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 2 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #144 | missing wine | 1 |
| #181 | oily mushroom wine | 2 |
| #1756 | oversized fish scaler | 2 |
| #237 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #247 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #83 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 2 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #239 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #196 | slimy alveolus | 1 |
| š„ | smiley-face sticker | 827 |
| #594 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #294 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #293 | toast | 4,165 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1040 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #541 | twinkly wad | 100 |
| #131 | walrus ice cream | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |