Glenugie

RankItemQuantity
#247A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 11
#279A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 21
#255A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 31
#295A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 51
#225A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 61
#933Breathetasticā„¢ Premium Canned Air3
#288Cinco Mayo Lager1
#534Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration1
#261Mae West with a fly in it1
#2542Scalp of Gorgolok1
#70TƎĀ¤ā—Šlisman of BaiĆøā€”1
#684The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones1
#574Tiki lighter1
#234Uncle Crimbo's Rations6
#12Underworld truncheon1
#916Zu MannkƤse Dienen1
#626antique bottle opener1
#535antique painting of a landscape1
#931antique record album1
#198blended frozen swill with a fly in it1
#108blob-shaped Crimbo cookie47
#5246box of sunshine6
#90calle de miel with a fly in it3
#234caustic slime nodule1
#2110chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#662circular CRIMBCOOKIE3
#507depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick1
#193elven whittling knife1
#86fake plastic grass20
#3837fancy but probably evil chocolate1
#2519fancy chocolate1
#129fancy chocolate car24
#213fossilized baboon skull3
#84fossilized bat skull8
#143fossilized demon skull4
#200fossilized limb54
#106fossilized serpent skull9
#306fossilized spider skull1
#256fossilized spike17
#131fossilized spine15
#269fossilized torso20
#188fossilized wing23
#119fossilized wyrm skull7
#268gloomy mushroom wine2
#88glow-in-the-dark dart gun2
#60glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub2
#263glow-in-the-dark wristwatch1
#150haiku katana1
#183handful of Crotchety Pine needles1
#581jar of squeeze1
#146king cookie1
#218lucky Crimbo tiki necklace1
#145mandarina colada with a fly in it2
#145miniature antlers1
#144missing wine1
#181oily mushroom wine2
#1756oversized fish scaler2
#236perpendicular hula with a fly in it1
#168pile of loose snow1
#246prussian cathouse with a fly in it1
#321psycho sweater1
#83rockin' wagon with a fly in it2
#103scissor duck1
#210set of jacks1
#238slap and tickle with a fly in it1
#196slimy alveolus1
šŸ„ˆsmiley-face sticker827
#594square CRIMBCOOKIE3
#295throbbing rage gland1
#293toast4,165
#478tree skirt1
#1040tree-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1781triangular CRIMBCOOKIE1
#599tropical paperweight1
#1132tropical wrapping paper1
#541twinkly wad100
#131walrus ice cream1
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 5,430 items total!

what items are this player missing?