| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #189 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #654 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #963 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #125 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #984 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #855 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #5938 | badass belt | 3 |
| #1496 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #1125 | black paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #935 | black plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1489 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #529 | black striped oyster egg | 10 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #714 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #640 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #375 | denim axe | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #402 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #324 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #269 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #863 | green clay bead | 3 |
| #115 | green eggnog | 1 |
| #734 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1171 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1016 | lead necklace | 3 |
| #437 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #727 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #1123 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #722 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #232 | oil of slipperiness | 1 |
| #1352 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #847 | pink clay bead | 4 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #755 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #1057 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1079 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #611 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #374 | rubber axe | 2 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #142 | spooky staff | 3 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #7025 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #7841 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7679 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #35 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| #384 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #881 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #421 | yellow striped oyster egg | 6 |