| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #89 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 3-D Glasses | 1 |
| #15 | March hat | 2 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #530 | baby killer bee | 18 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #322 | balloon monkey | 5 |
| #1094 | barrrnacle | 9 |
| #112 | basic meat crossbow | 1 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1464 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #1773 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #12 | calm attention-deficit demon | 1 |
| #38 | carob cannon | 2 |
| #640 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #594 | cocoa egg | 12 |
| #104 | curdflinger | 1 |
| #66 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #468 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1657 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #122 | grease gun | 1 |
| #2040 | grue egg | 11 |
| #19 | homeless hobo spirit | 2 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #235 | leprechaun hatchling | 2 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #100 | maple leaf | 10 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
| #42 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 2 |
| #257 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 16 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #525 | orange glowstick | 4 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1276 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #848 | potato sprout | 2 |
| #145 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1390 | red plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #78 | rewinged stab bat | 16 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #109 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 15 |
| #696 | scroll of pasta summoning | 12 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #72 | soylent staff | 1 |
| #468 | spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| 🥇 | styrofoam peanuts | 1 |
| 🥈 | superhero mask | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #38 | sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #284 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #22 | unwound cymbal-playing monkey | 1 |
| #398 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 5 |
| #1751 | wind-up chattering teeth | 3 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2051 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #476 | zombie pineal gland | 10 |