| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #91 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 3-D Glasses | 1 |
| #15 | March hat | 2 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #128 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #529 | baby killer bee | 18 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #323 | balloon monkey | 5 |
| #1090 | barrrnacle | 9 |
| #112 | basic meat crossbow | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1463 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #1772 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1836 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #13 | calm attention-deficit demon | 1 |
| #37 | carob cannon | 2 |
| #638 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #591 | cocoa egg | 12 |
| #104 | curdflinger | 1 |
| #67 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #466 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #122 | grease gun | 1 |
| #2040 | grue egg | 11 |
| #19 | homeless hobo spirit | 2 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #236 | leprechaun hatchling | 2 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #100 | maple leaf | 10 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
| #42 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 2 |
| #257 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 16 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #525 | orange glowstick | 4 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1275 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #845 | potato sprout | 2 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1390 | red plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #78 | rewinged stab bat | 16 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #109 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 15 |
| #696 | scroll of pasta summoning | 12 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #72 | soylent staff | 1 |
| #467 | spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| 🥇 | styrofoam peanuts | 1 |
| 🥈 | superhero mask | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #39 | sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #23 | unwound cymbal-playing monkey | 1 |
| #396 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 5 |
| #1751 | wind-up chattering teeth | 3 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2049 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #472 | zombie pineal gland | 10 |