DivideBy0

RankItemQuantity
#1732Cloaca grenade1
#1496Cloaca-Cola1
#1153Cloaca-Cola c-rations1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#903Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#89Comma Chameleon egg1
#668Doc's Miracle Cure1
#1670Dyspepsi grenade1
#2053Dyspepsi-Cola1
#1084Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#858Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
🥇KoL Con 3-D Glasses1
#15March hat2
#2244Mob Penguin cellular phone1
#129Spirit Precipice1
#172Super Magic Power Sword X1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#769aspirin1
#82astral badger1
#530baby killer bee18
#2042ball1
#322balloon monkey5
#1094barrrnacle9
#112basic meat crossbow1
#1065bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1464black plastic oyster egg2
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#1654blood flower1
#1773blue paisley oyster egg2
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#1835blue striped oyster egg2
#12calm attention-deficit demon1
#38carob cannon2
#640carob chunk noodles1
#452chrome crossbow1
#102clockwork hat1
#747clockwork key1
#101clockwork pants1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#594cocoa egg12
#104curdflinger1
#66deactivated MicroMechaMech3
#468delicious noodles1
#1476duck-on-a-string1
#871empty blowgun1
#2393felt1
#309fertilized ghuol egg1
#1610flashing novelty button1
#1657fuzzy dice4
#551ghost pickle on a stick1
#2658googly eye1
#122grease gun1
#2040grue egg11
#19homeless hobo spirit2
#1282iron pasta spoon1
#1898kneecapping stick1
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#1751length of string1
#235leprechaun hatchling2
#2077mafia aria1
#100maple leaf10
#1086marionette1
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#132meatspout staff1
#27miniscule temporal rip1
#42ninja pirate zombie robot2
#257off-white plastic oyster egg16
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#525orange glowstick4
#1890oyster basket1
#1276penguin skin1
#2716pet rock1
#754plastic passion fruit1
#848potato sprout2
#145pregnant gloomy black mushroom1
#130pregnant oily golden mushroom1
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#342questionable taco1
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#1390red plastic oyster egg3
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#78rewinged stab bat16
#10rose-colored glasses1
#109sabre-toothed lime cub15
#696scroll of pasta summoning12
#1097sleeping snowy owl1
#72soylent staff1
#468spooky pirate skeleton2
🥇styrofoam peanuts1
🥈superhero mask1
#1487support cummerbund1
#38sweet nutcracker1
#284sword behind inappropriate prepositions1
#172sword of static1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#1821toy wheel1
#1038tree-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#22unwound cymbal-playing monkey1
#398white chocolate and tomato pizza5
#1751wind-up chattering teeth3
#1221wooden block1
#1042wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#2051yellow plastic oyster egg2
#1328yellow polka-dot oyster egg1
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1
#2364yo-yo1
#476zombie pineal gland10

Wow, that's 278 items total!

what items are this player missing?