| #696 | Amulet of Yendor | 23 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #437 | Crown of the Goblin King | 56 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #181 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 3 |
| #75 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 91 |
| #80 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 92 |
| #93 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 65 |
| #158 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 57 |
| #182 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 1 |
| #172 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 142 |
| #57 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 117 |
| #72 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 89 |
| #163 | Knob Goblin learning pill | 1 |
| #194 | Knob Goblin love potion | 80 |
| #111 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 30 |
| #113 | Knob Goblin pants | 141 |
| #109 | Knob Goblin perfume | 36 |
| #211 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 5 |
| #114 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 138 |
| #152 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 153 |
| #64 | Knob Goblin sharpening spray | 10 |
| #65 | Knob Goblin spatula | 718 |
| #133 | Knob Goblin steroids | 106 |
| #162 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 1 |
| #102 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 96 |
| #177 | Knob Goblin tongs | 107 |
| #171 | Knob Goblin visor | 40 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #5464 | badass belt | 4 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #1343 | box of sunshine | 141 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #666 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #568 | encoder ring | 22 |
| #1069 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 2 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1197 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 11 |
| #967 | fake fake vomit | 24 |
| #882 | fake hand | 22 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1242 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #264 | harem girl t-shirt | 4 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #233 | magic whistle | 7 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1107 | radium-flavored potato chips | 2 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #857 | whoopie cushion | 32 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1066 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 2 |
| #651 | x-ray specs | 26 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |