| #694 | Amulet of Yendor | 23 |
| #1321 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #3368 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1920 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #967 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #439 | Crown of the Goblin King | 56 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #181 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 3 |
| #76 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 91 |
| #80 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 92 |
| #94 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 65 |
| #159 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 57 |
| #183 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 1 |
| #173 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 142 |
| #57 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 117 |
| #73 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 89 |
| #165 | Knob Goblin learning pill | 1 |
| #195 | Knob Goblin love potion | 80 |
| #113 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 30 |
| #113 | Knob Goblin pants | 141 |
| #111 | Knob Goblin perfume | 36 |
| #212 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 5 |
| #114 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 138 |
| #152 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 153 |
| #65 | Knob Goblin sharpening spray | 10 |
| #65 | Knob Goblin spatula | 718 |
| #134 | Knob Goblin steroids | 106 |
| #163 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 1 |
| #102 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 96 |
| #177 | Knob Goblin tongs | 107 |
| #177 | Knob Goblin visor | 40 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #5461 | badass belt | 4 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #1348 | box of sunshine | 141 |
| #2707 | brick | 1 |
| #1795 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #664 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1477 | defective skull | 1 |
| #567 | encoder ring | 22 |
| #1071 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 2 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1194 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 11 |
| #964 | fake fake vomit | 24 |
| #878 | fake hand | 22 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1240 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #266 | harem girl t-shirt | 4 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #235 | magic whistle | 7 |
| #1892 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1651 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1882 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1108 | radium-flavored potato chips | 2 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #855 | whoopie cushion | 32 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1066 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 2 |
| #650 | x-ray specs | 26 |
| #2114 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |