| #1616 | Angry Farmer candy | 7 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #670 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 25 |
| #92 | NG | 20 |
| #740 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1253 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2164 | badass belt | 24 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #508 | black paisley oyster egg | 10 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1699 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 4 |
| #1675 | candied yams | 4 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #18 | clockwork sphere | 25 |
| #2971 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #695 | frigid ninja stars | 17 |
| #770 | giant pinky ring | 18 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #512 | gnauga hide | 6 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #1740 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #563 | iron pasta spoon | 9 |
| #989 | kneecapping stick | 8 |
| #282 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 10 |
| #599 | loaded serum blowgun | 7 |
| #632 | mafia aria | 30 |
| #417 | mauve striped oyster egg | 10 |
| #225 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 10 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #634 | phonics down | 50 |
| #553 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 30 |
| #713 | plot hole | 50 |
| #335 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 11 |
| #311 | red paisley oyster egg | 10 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #694 | scroll of drastic healing | 50 |
| #898 | shiny ring | 25 |
| #593 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #1127 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #21 | star throwing star | 75 |
| #7808 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #7011 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #6997 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #4954 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #6361 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6900 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #5799 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #514 | support cummerbund | 12 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #805 | tiny house | 100 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1905 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #1886 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |