| #531 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 3 |
| #76 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 33 |
| #54 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 37 |
| #71 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 100 |
| #163 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 83 |
| #73 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 28 |
| #1794 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 4 |
| #599 | Imp Ale | 202 |
| #695 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 3 |
| #264 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 27 |
| #1075 | Mad Train wine | 21 |
| #889 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 7 |
| #455 | Monstar energy beverage | 4 |
| #758 | Mountain Stream soda | 6 |
| #56 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 34 |
| #290 | Supernova Champagne | 15 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #676 | astral mushroom | 9 |
| #567 | bilge wine | 9 |
| #399 | black & tan | 3 |
| #930 | black pixel | 2 |
| #729 | blackberry | 3 |
| #288 | bloody mary | 6 |
| #513 | blue pixel | 93 |
| #440 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 9 |
| #463 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 2 |
| #563 | bottle of alcohol | 2 |
| #429 | bottle of gin | 39 |
| #361 | bottle of popskull | 5 |
| #265 | bottle of realpagne | 1 |
| #505 | bottle of rum | 86 |
| #534 | bottle of tequila | 32 |
| #396 | bottle of vodka | 43 |
| #590 | bottle of whiskey | 40 |
| #263 | boxed wine | 106 |
| #355 | can of Swiller | 5 |
| #683 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 33 |
| #858 | coconut shell | 10 |
| #55 | concentrated magicalness pill | 51 |
| #663 | cranberries | 16 |
| #484 | cream stout | 2 |
| #460 | creamsicle | 2 |
| #456 | cruelty-free wine | 2 |
| #458 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #978 | dense meat stack | 5 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #302 | displaced fish | 13 |
| #670 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 10 |
| #749 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 7 |
| #617 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 12 |
| #798 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 5 |
| #769 | dusty bottle of Port | 6 |
| #663 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 9 |
| #1838 | eggnog | 4 |
| #833 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 6 |
| #103 | enchanted barbell | 25 |
| #237 | escargotsicle | 1 |
| #57 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 52 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #216 | fine wine | 37 |
| #279 | fuzzbump | 10 |
| #426 | ghuol ears | 25 |
| #121 | giant moxie weed | 35 |
| #3042 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #603 | gnoll lips | 3 |
| #393 | gr8ps | 9 |
| #559 | grapefruit | 4 |
| #670 | grapes | 3 |
| #486 | green pixel | 84 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #601 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #2505 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #630 | hellion cube | 4 |
| #761 | hot wing | 25 |
| #876 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 46 |
| #594 | ice-cold Willer | 58 |
| #698 | ice-cold fotie | 15 |
| #1093 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #86 | jug-o-magicalness | 40 |
| #326 | jumbo olive | 5 |
| #428 | lemon | 96 |
| #201 | lime | 70 |
| #542 | loose teeth | 74 |
| #653 | magical ice cubes | 24 |
| #152 | magicalness-in-a-can | 47 |
| #264 | margarita | 6 |
| #368 | martini | 6 |
| #301 | meat stack | 133 |
| #410 | megatofu | 10 |
| #479 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #585 | mind flayer corpse | 8 |
| #198 | monkey wrench | 9 |
| #363 | moxie weed | 56 |
| #1121 | nanite-infested candy cane | 9 |
| #1042 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #1022 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #1477 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #446 | ocean motion | 2 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #310 | olive | 37 |
| #680 | orange | 6 |
| #431 | papaya | 35 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #410 | pink pony | 3 |
| #966 | probability potion | 5 |
| #1105 | procrastination potion | 2 |
| #251 | red pixel | 54 |
| #210 | redrum | 9 |
| #3649 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #342 | rum and cola | 5 |
| #495 | salty dog | 9 |
| #377 | screwdriver | 3 |
| #136 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 41 |
| #121 | shot of orange schnapps | 52 |
| #134 | shot of tomato schnapps | 48 |
| #434 | skeleton bone | 90 |
| #397 | slap and tickle | 3 |
| #304 | slip 'n' slide | 3 |
| #368 | smart skull | 35 |
| #473 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 13 |
| #119 | soda water | 70 |
| #2493 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #936 | spooky eggnog | 6 |
| #405 | strawberry | 33 |
| #382 | strawberry daiquiri | 6 |
| #221 | strawberry wine | 8 |
| #159 | strongness elixir | 60 |
| #7010 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #6938 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #5256 | stuffed angry cow | 6 |
| #7832 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7694 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #7026 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5754 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #7006 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7678 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #7774 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6346 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #162 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 59 |
| #970 | super-spiky hair gel | 13 |
| #154 | tequila sunrise | 11 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| #686 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 6 |
| #523 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 3 |
| #521 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 3 |
| #608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
| #637 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 3 |
| #508 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 3 |
| #602 | tomato | 29 |
| #437 | unidentified jerky | 12 |
| #388 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 14 |
| #203 | vodka and cranberry | 11 |
| #198 | vodka martini | 9 |
| #313 | whiskey and cola | 6 |
| #130 | whiskey and soda | 10 |
| #241 | whiskey sour | 10 |
| #406 | white Canadian | 6 |
| #213 | white lightning | 74 |
| #443 | white pixel | 44 |
| #88 | wine spritzer | 13 |
| #796 | wussiness potion | 4 |