| #114 | 1.21 jigawatts | 1 |
| #71 | 100-Watt bulb | 1 |
| #27 | Ancient Saucehelm | 32 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #184 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 3 |
| #2031 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #207 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 11 |
| #236 | Bonerdagon necklace | 44 |
| #303 | Boss Bat bling | 11 |
| #302 | Boss Bat britches | 44 |
| #129 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 44 |
| #36 | Colander of Em-er'il | 21 |
| #67 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 18 |
| #69 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 22 |
| #51 | Elder Turtle Shell | 19 |
| #40 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 44 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #33 | Mad Train wine | 10,000 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #71 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 100 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #68 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 19 |
| #1296 | Time Juice | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #115 | attention spanner | 1 |
| #449 | badass belt | 100 |
| #133 | badger badge | 1 |
| #8 | beanbag chair | 1,444 |
| 🥇 | bitchin' meatcar | 700 |
| #41 | black lotus | 4 |
| #557 | blood flower | 11 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #212 | bone collar | 1 |
| #17 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 444 |
| #29 | bottle of goofballs | 444 |
| #43 | bottle of perfume | 1 |
| #17 | bottle of whiskey | 10,444 |
| 🥇 | bowler | 100 |
| #4214 | box of sunshine | 12 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #164 | can of starch | 1 |
| #56 | candied yam pinky ring | 1 |
| #5 | cheap toaster | 113 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #4 | chrome crossbow | 100 |
| 🥈 | clockwork trench coat | 100 |
| #105 | dead guy's watch | 100 |
| #8 | deadly nightshade | 11 |
| #58 | dental pliers | 1 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #26 | double daisy | 11 |
| #26 | easter egg balloon | 206 |
| #22 | exotic orchid | 11 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #11 | fine wine | 10,000 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #9 | flaming mushroom | 444 |
| #158 | funky brass fez | 1 |
| 🥉 | fuzzy dice | 137 |
| #56 | gazing shoes | 1 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| #11 | gilded lily | 11 |
| #1000 | gloomy black mushroom | 3 |
| #61 | grue egg | 231 |
| #11 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 666 |
| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #23 | ice-cold six-pack | 1,444 |
| #323 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #327 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #12 | lucky Tam O'Shanter | 1 |
| 🥈 | lucky Tam O'Shatner | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #99 | metal mandible | 1 |
| #302 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #138 | miniature dormouse | 1 |
| #123 | miniature espresso maker | 1 |
| #23 | miniature gravy-covered maypole | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #4 | mosquito larva | 100 |
| #8 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 11 |
| #261 | oily golden mushroom | 2 |
| #229 | orange candygram | 2 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #22 | pants of the Slug Lord | 100 |
| #71 | penguin-smacking club | 1 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #96 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #81 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #53 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 2 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #103 | rainbow tie | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #5 | really really sticky spider web | 444 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #19 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 44 |
| #123 | ring of aggravate monster | 100 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #149 | smile-sharpening stone | 1 |
| 🥇 | spooky sapling | 4,604 |
| #84 | spoon! | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #383 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #101 | tiny makeup kit | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #96 | tiny nose-bone fetish | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 32 |
| #137 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 25 |
| #39 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 56 |
| #48 | tiny plastic sauceror | 57 |
| #105 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 28 |
| #93 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 32 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #221 | towel | 42 |
| #77 | toy six-seater hovercraft | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #158 | tuning fork | 1 |
| #58 | velvet choker | 1 |
| #222 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 44 |
| #23 | wax lips | 1 |
| #78 | weegee sqouija | 1 |
| 🥈 | windchimes | 52,444 |