| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #286 | 4-dimensional guitar | 4 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1232 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 2 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #331 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1284 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #587 | concentrated magicalness pill | 1 |
| #1183 | corpsedriver | 3 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #262 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #209 | dingy planks | 1 |
| #399 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #761 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 8 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #269 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #296 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #647 | happiness | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1162 | helmet turtle | 11 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #64 | linoleum stick | 3 |
| #377 | mullet wig | 3 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #24 | pygmy bugbear shaman | 1 |
| #310 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #479 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4900 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #6187 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #6155 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6075 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4891 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #2659 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #618 | tropical orchid | 1 |
| #388 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
| #184 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #391 | upsy daisy | 2 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #603 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #122 | white snakeskin duster | 1 |
| #1453 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |