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RankItemQuantity
#57Cloaca grenade252
#172Cloaca-Cola246
#121Cloaca-Cola c-rations29
#534Cloaca-Cola fatigues5
#999Cloaca-Cola helmet2
#385Cloaca-Cola knapsack6
#995Cloaca-Cola shield2
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#43Doc's Miracle Cure38
#707Dyspepsi grenade15
#434Dyspepsi-Cola148
#355Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations9
#618Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues4
#522Dyspepsi-Cola helmet5
#70Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack50
#956Dyspepsi-Cola shield2
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#769aspirin1
#403ball15
#1065bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#4784candy cane1
#212colored-light "necklace"2
#1012doll house3
#2363eggnog2
#871empty blowgun1
#788fancy chocolate4
#601felt15
#2153fruitcake4
#1858gingerbread bugbear7
#1688kite2
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#939lavender polka-dot oyster egg3
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#206lead yo-yo1
#1435loaded serum blowgun2
#424marionette4
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#865oriole-feather headdress1
#2716pet rock1
#1514red paisley oyster egg2
#1842red plastic oyster egg2
#1458red polka-dot oyster egg2
#713sock monkey3
#1102stuffed doppelshifter9
#2643stuffing1
#2033teddy bear1
#1189ten-leaf clover1
#3080tiny plastic Crimbo elf2
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#1747tiny plastic Crimbo wreath2
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#2894tiny plastic sweet nutcracker2
#215toy soldier9
#907toy wheel9
#525tree-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#1042wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#2051yellow plastic oyster egg2
#1061yellow striped oyster egg2
#652yo-yo41

Wow, that's 990 items total!

what items are this player missing?