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| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1008 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
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| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
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| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
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| #988 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #780 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
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| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
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| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #855 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
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| #312 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #197 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #1234 | bar skin | 1 |
| #1172 | batgut | 1 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| #1035 | bloody beer | 1 |
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| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
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| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #648 | daisy | 2 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
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| #1096 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
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| #292 | disembodied smile | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #666 | empty meat tank | 1 |
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| #733 | eyepatch | 4 |
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| #412 | fermenting powder | 1 |
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| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
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| #556 | ghuol egg quiche | 1 |
| #1109 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #660 | gnauga hide | 2 |
| #1051 | green pixel | 3 |
| #1934 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #878 | heart-shaped balloon | 3 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #1691 | helmet turtle | 2 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #739 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #606 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #1194 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #364 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #1295 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #897 | leather mask | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #99 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #250 | maple leaf | 2 |
| #666 | maple syrup | 3 |
| #666 | martini | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
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| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
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| #600 | mullet wig | 1 |
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| #861 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #98 | penguin whip | 2 |
| #90 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 1 |
| #100 | pentacorn hat | 1 |
| #2035 | pet rock | 2 |
| #1171 | phonics down | 1 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
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| #94 | pirate skull | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
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| #1810 | pretty flower | 2 |
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| #1123 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
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| #143 | rolling pin | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #1103 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #1671 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #745 | skeleton bone | 25 |
| #92 | slightly peevedbow | 1 |
| #1063 | spices | 1 |
| #488 | spiked femur | 4 |
| #1154 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #853 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
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| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
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| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #595 | sucky decal | 2 |
| #103 | suede shortsword | 2 |
| #1296 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #219 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 4 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #93 | troutpiece | 1 |
| #1791 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
| #784 | worthless trinket | 1 |
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