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| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #1018 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
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| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
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| #962 | Knob Goblin tongs | 2 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #777 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
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| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #853 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
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| #309 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #196 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #1237 | bar skin | 1 |
| #1174 | batgut | 1 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| #1032 | bloody beer | 1 |
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| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #648 | daisy | 2 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1130 | defective skull | 7 |
| #1095 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #433 | disembodied brain | 6 |
| #291 | disembodied smile | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #667 | empty meat tank | 1 |
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| #732 | eyepatch | 4 |
| #374 | fairy gravy boat | 2 |
| #408 | fermenting powder | 1 |
| #879 | fine wine | 1 |
| #99 | football helmet | 1 |
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| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #555 | ghuol egg quiche | 1 |
| #1107 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #660 | gnauga hide | 2 |
| #1048 | green pixel | 3 |
| #1932 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #877 | heart-shaped balloon | 3 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #1685 | helmet turtle | 2 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #740 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #604 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #1195 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #100 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #249 | maple leaf | 2 |
| #662 | maple syrup | 3 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
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| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
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| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #860 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #98 | penguin whip | 2 |
| #90 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 1 |
| #101 | pentacorn hat | 1 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #1172 | phonics down | 1 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #80 | pine tar | 8 |
| #93 | pirate skull | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
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| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #1807 | pretty flower | 2 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #509 | ratgut | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #142 | rolling pin | 1 |
| #848 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #1102 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #743 | skeleton bone | 25 |
| #92 | slightly peevedbow | 1 |
| #1062 | spices | 1 |
| #486 | spiked femur | 4 |
| #1156 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #853 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #147 | star throwing star | 2 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #595 | sucky decal | 2 |
| #103 | suede shortsword | 2 |
| #1297 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #219 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 4 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #93 | troutpiece | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #102 | yellow plastic hard hat | 1 |