Jokaos

RankItemQuantity
#3365-Alarm Saucepan1
#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#413Bjorn's Hammer1
#668Boris's ring2
#1732Cloaca grenade1
#915Cloaca-Cola18
#943Cloaca-Cola c-rations2
#1061Cloaca-Cola fatigues2
#757Cloaca-Cola helmet3
#695Cloaca-Cola knapsack2
#995Cloaca-Cola shield2
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#186Connery's Elixir of Audacity2
#454Disco Banjo1
#536Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment1
#541Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir5
#254Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm5
#668Doc's Miracle Cure1
#1496Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
#773Dyspepsi grenade12
#1306Dyspepsi-Cola18
#1084Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations1
#999Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues2
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#673Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack2
#956Dyspepsi-Cola shield2
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#251Ferrigno's Elixir of Power1
#186Gnollish autoplunger1
#789Gnollish flyswatter1
#725Gnollish plunger1
#131Hatorade1
#187Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance2
#775Jarlsberg's earring1
#54Kentucky-fried meat staff1
#73Kentucky-fried meat sword1
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#1096Knob Goblin firecracker2
#826Knob Goblin seltzer1
#735Knob Goblin superseltzer1
#1117Knob Goblin tongs1
#257Mace of the Tortoise2
#1110Meleegra™ pills1
#988Mohawk wig1
#377Mountain Stream soda50
#2682Mr. Mediocrebar1
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#292Pasta Spoon of Peril1
#734Sneaky Pete's breath spray1
#1286Wand of Nagamar1
#801acid-squirting flower2
#1432amulet of extreme plot significance1
#1081annoying pitchfork1
#483anti-anti-antidote1
#435asbestos crossbow1
#387asbestos staff1
#478asbestos sword1
#885asparagus knife2
#112basic meat crossbow1
#114basic meat staff1
#784batblade1
#210big stick1
#740black pixel10
#813blue pixel27
#333blundarrrbus1
#5026bottle of goofballs1
#592can of maces1
#1063chef's hat1
#452chrome crossbow1
#429chrome staff1
#523chrome sword1
#43clockwork detective skull1
#102clockwork hat1
#101clockwork pants1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#777cold ninja mask1
#864cool whip1
#224cordial of concentration1
#706crowbarrr1
#964dark potion1
#375denim axe1
#851diamond-studded cane2
#971dirty hobo gloves2
#1025disease1
#1853disturbing fanfic1
#79dripping meat crossbow1
#76dripping meat staff1
#100dripping meat sword1
#1979drywall axe1
#114eXtreme meat crossbow1
#111eXtreme meat staff1
#138eXtreme meat sword1
#896eXtreme mittens1
#856eXtreme scarf1
#947effervescent potion1
#184enchanted brass knuckles1
#303fez of etymology1
#958fizzy potion1
#955flaming crutch1
#271foon1
#966frigid ninja stars3
#597frozen nunchaku2
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#1119giant needle2
#1169goth kid t-shirt1
#374halfberd1
#1877helmet turtle1
#724herbs6
#161hippo whip1
#273icy-hot katana2
#1282iron pasta spoon1
#499kickback cookbook1
#1898kneecapping stick1
#183ladle of mystery1
#437linoleum staff1
#1297little paper umbrella1
#1135loaded serum blowgun3
#938milky potion1
#828murky potion2
#218oil of expertise1
#185oil of slipperiness2
#140oil of stability4
#172ointment of the occult6
#1565pasta spoon1
#315philter of phorce2
#813photoprotoneutron torpedo9
#211pixel sword1
#236potion of potency1
#126potion of temporary gr8ness14
#1037probability potion3
#1104procrastination potion2
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#1123ridiculously huge sword1
#558rubber axe1
#849rusty grave robbing shovel1
#884sabre teeth1
#1709saucepan1
#1671seal-clubbing club1
#279serum of sarcasm4
#1414skeleton bone1
#244slingshot1
#942smoky potion1
#803snowboarder pants1
#1153soft green echo eyedrop antidote7
#138special sauce glove1
#278spooky staff1
#1219spooky stick1
#682spork1
#460star crossbow1
#309star staff1
#420star sword1
#898super-spiky hair gel20
#412sweet ninja sword2
#928swirly potion1
#501teeny-tiny ninja stars1
#382tiny knife and fork1
#3994tiny plastic Cheshire bat4
#6121tiny plastic angry goat2
#6167tiny plastic baby gravy fairy2
#6142tiny plastic barrrnacle2
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#6130tiny plastic cocoabo2
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#6148tiny plastic howling balloon monkey2
#6075tiny plastic killer bee2
#6170tiny plastic leprechaun2
#6184tiny plastic levitating potato2
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#6166tiny plastic star starfish2
#2659tiny plastic turtle tamer2
#1051titanium assault umbrella1
#322tomato juice of powerful power3
#1043viking helmet1
#896vorpal blade1
#854white sword1
#5wholeberd80
#1245wolf mask1
#365wooden axe1
#811wooden stakes1
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 517 items total!

what items are this player missing?