| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #668 | Boris's ring | 2 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #914 | Cloaca-Cola | 18 |
| #942 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 2 |
| #1059 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #755 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #696 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #992 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #188 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 2 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
| #540 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 5 |
| #255 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 5 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #770 | Dyspepsi grenade | 12 |
| #1306 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 18 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #997 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #672 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #954 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #253 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #184 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #724 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #131 | Hatorade | 1 |
| #188 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 2 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #54 | Kentucky-fried meat staff | 1 |
| #72 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1096 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 2 |
| #825 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #257 | Mace of the Tortoise | 2 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #376 | Mountain Stream soda | 50 |
| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #801 | acid-squirting flower | 2 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #484 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #386 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #884 | asparagus knife | 2 |
| #112 | basic meat crossbow | 1 |
| #114 | basic meat staff | 1 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #210 | big stick | 1 |
| #741 | black pixel | 10 |
| #811 | blue pixel | 27 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #521 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #43 | clockwork detective skull | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #222 | cordial of concentration | 1 |
| #705 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #961 | dark potion | 1 |
| #374 | denim axe | 1 |
| #850 | diamond-studded cane | 2 |
| #971 | dirty hobo gloves | 2 |
| #1024 | disease | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #79 | dripping meat crossbow | 1 |
| #76 | dripping meat staff | 1 |
| #99 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #946 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #957 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #265 | foon | 1 |
| #964 | frigid ninja stars | 3 |
| #597 | frozen nunchaku | 2 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1120 | giant needle | 2 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #374 | halfberd | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #724 | herbs | 6 |
| #160 | hippo whip | 1 |
| #271 | icy-hot katana | 2 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #183 | ladle of mystery | 1 |
| #438 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #936 | milky potion | 1 |
| #827 | murky potion | 2 |
| #218 | oil of expertise | 1 |
| #184 | oil of slipperiness | 2 |
| #138 | oil of stability | 4 |
| #172 | ointment of the occult | 6 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #314 | philter of phorce | 2 |
| #811 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 9 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #234 | potion of potency | 1 |
| #127 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 14 |
| #1038 | probability potion | 3 |
| #1105 | procrastination potion | 2 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #848 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #885 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #279 | serum of sarcasm | 4 |
| #1413 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #239 | slingshot | 1 |
| #941 | smoky potion | 1 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #1154 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 7 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #277 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #459 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #307 | star staff | 1 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #898 | super-spiky hair gel | 20 |
| #412 | sweet ninja sword | 2 |
| #928 | swirly potion | 1 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #323 | tomato juice of powerful power | 3 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #5 | wholeberd | 80 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #363 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #813 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |