| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #413 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #668 | Boris's ring | 2 |
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #915 | Cloaca-Cola | 18 |
| #943 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 2 |
| #1061 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #757 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #695 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #995 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #186 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 2 |
| #454 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
| #541 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 5 |
| #254 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 5 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #773 | Dyspepsi grenade | 12 |
| #1306 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 18 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #999 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #673 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #956 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #251 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #186 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #131 | Hatorade | 1 |
| #187 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 2 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #54 | Kentucky-fried meat staff | 1 |
| #73 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1096 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 2 |
| #826 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #257 | Mace of the Tortoise | 2 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #988 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #377 | Mountain Stream soda | 50 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #801 | acid-squirting flower | 2 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #483 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #885 | asparagus knife | 2 |
| #112 | basic meat crossbow | 1 |
| #114 | basic meat staff | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #210 | big stick | 1 |
| #740 | black pixel | 10 |
| #813 | blue pixel | 27 |
| #333 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #1063 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #43 | clockwork detective skull | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #224 | cordial of concentration | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #964 | dark potion | 1 |
| #375 | denim axe | 1 |
| #851 | diamond-studded cane | 2 |
| #971 | dirty hobo gloves | 2 |
| #1025 | disease | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #79 | dripping meat crossbow | 1 |
| #76 | dripping meat staff | 1 |
| #100 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #947 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #958 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #271 | foon | 1 |
| #966 | frigid ninja stars | 3 |
| #597 | frozen nunchaku | 2 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1119 | giant needle | 2 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #374 | halfberd | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #724 | herbs | 6 |
| #161 | hippo whip | 1 |
| #273 | icy-hot katana | 2 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #183 | ladle of mystery | 1 |
| #437 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #1297 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #938 | milky potion | 1 |
| #828 | murky potion | 2 |
| #218 | oil of expertise | 1 |
| #185 | oil of slipperiness | 2 |
| #140 | oil of stability | 4 |
| #172 | ointment of the occult | 6 |
| #1565 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #315 | philter of phorce | 2 |
| #813 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 9 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #236 | potion of potency | 1 |
| #126 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 14 |
| #1037 | probability potion | 3 |
| #1104 | procrastination potion | 2 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1123 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #884 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #1709 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1671 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #279 | serum of sarcasm | 4 |
| #1414 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #244 | slingshot | 1 |
| #942 | smoky potion | 1 |
| #803 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #1153 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 7 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #278 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #309 | star staff | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #898 | super-spiky hair gel | 20 |
| #412 | sweet ninja sword | 2 |
| #928 | swirly potion | 1 |
| #501 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #6121 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6142 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #6148 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6075 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6166 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #2659 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #322 | tomato juice of powerful power | 3 |
| #1043 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #896 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #5 | wholeberd | 80 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #365 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #811 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |