| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #754 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1962 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #2658 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #963 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #669 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #577 | black pepper | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #173 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #1224 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2880 | laser-broiled pear | 3 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1057 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1135 | sparkler | 1 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #2026 | string of green beads | 2 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #391 | tasty tart | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6239 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |