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| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #456 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 2 |
| #296 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 4 |
| #724 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #115 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 25 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #37 | Orcish frat-paddle | 231 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #5 | Radio Free Baseball Cap | 1 |
| #8 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 421 |
| #660 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 8 |
| #7 | The Snake trading card | 45 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #1000 | Wand of Nagamar | 2 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #77 | anniversary balloon | 21 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #108 | babycakes | 2 |
| #186 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #5 | bag of airline peanuts | 3,273 |
| #1174 | batgut | 1 |
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| #670 | black snowcone | 2 |
| #484 | blood flower | 14 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #284 | bum cheek | 70 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #662 | cherry | 1 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1643 | clown hammer | 2 |
| #746 | cog | 13 |
| #20 | cryptic puzzle box | 2 |
| #7 | custom avatar form | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #76 | dripping meat staff | 1 |
| #606 | empty blowgun | 2 |
| #204 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #265 | foon | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1304 | ghost cucumber | 13 |
| #123 | ghost pickle on a stick | 9 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #351 | green beer | 40 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #300 | heart-shaped balloon | 31 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #304 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #7 | ice skates | 1 |
| #50 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 12,388 |
| #160 | ice-cold Willer | 471 |
| #1437 | jazz soap | 5 |
| #87 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #28 | lead necklace | 494 |
| #669 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #1010 | lihc eye | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #932 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #20 | long-stemmed rose | 120 |
| #308 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #63 | meat cowboy hat | 2 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #556 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #64 | personalized birthday cake | 29 |
| #157 | petrified time | 3 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #827 | piece of wedding cake | 3 |
| #525 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #138 | pixellated candy heart | 120 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #7 | raspberry beret | 78 |
| 🥈 | rat head balloon | 100 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1383 | rubber emo roe | 9 |
| #771 | shingle | 1 |
| #485 | skewer | 10 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #7 | snake | 3,333 |
| #581 | spectral pickle | 16 |
| #539 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #1728 | string of blue beads | 4 |
| #1605 | string of green beads | 5 |
| #1033 | string of red beads | 11 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #97 | stuffed dodecapede | 105 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #100 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 21 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2121 | stuffing | 2 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #297 | three-tiered wedding cake | 2 |
| #49 | tiny maracas | 11 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #327 | wang | 5 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |