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| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1568 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 2 |
| #736 | Cloaca grenade | 16 |
| #403 | Cloaca-Cola | 96 |
| #555 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 6 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #757 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #498 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 4 |
| #995 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1123 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 29 |
| #654 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 4 |
| #494 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 4 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1051 | Ent cider | 2 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1200 | M-242 | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #1202 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 2 |
| #615 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 9 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1027 | Valentine | 12 |
| #158 | Valentine's Day cake | 4 |
| #230 | astronaut ice-cream | 2 |
| #1591 | ball | 2 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #859 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 2 |
| #1137 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #6714 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2563 | candy cane | 7 |
| #3108 | candy stake | 2 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #905 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2363 | eggnog | 2 |
| #194 | fake plastic grass | 10 |
| #2007 | felt | 2 |
| #210 | filthy hippy poncho | 2 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #85 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #1258 | kite | 4 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #218 | meat from yesterday | 10 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #1108 | pet rock | 6 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #186 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #386 | portable corkscrew | 18 |
| #478 | potted cactus | 3 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #310 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1120 | snake | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #479 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #1135 | sparkler | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #1160 | teddy bear | 4 |
| #4914 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #1363 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #6099 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6148 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #3312 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #129 | tortoise's blessing | 28 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #932 | wooden block | 2 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1260 | yo-yo | 11 |
| #340 | zombie pineal gland | 13 |