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| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1561 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 2 |
| #733 | Cloaca grenade | 16 |
| #402 | Cloaca-Cola | 96 |
| #554 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 6 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #756 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #499 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 4 |
| #993 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1666 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1123 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 29 |
| #654 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 4 |
| #493 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 4 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1051 | Ent cider | 2 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #1199 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 2 |
| #613 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 9 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1025 | Valentine | 12 |
| #158 | Valentine's Day cake | 4 |
| #230 | astronaut ice-cream | 2 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #852 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 2 |
| #1138 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #6711 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2563 | candy cane | 7 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #905 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2365 | eggnog | 2 |
| #195 | fake plastic grass | 10 |
| #2008 | felt | 2 |
| #209 | filthy hippy poncho | 2 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1832 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #87 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #1258 | kite | 4 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #216 | meat from yesterday | 10 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #1109 | pet rock | 6 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #185 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #385 | portable corkscrew | 18 |
| #477 | potted cactus | 3 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #1160 | teddy bear | 4 |
| #4903 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #4534 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #8144 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6225 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8078 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #6082 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6135 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #3308 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #3969 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #2596 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #4003 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4009 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #129 | tortoise's blessing | 28 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #931 | wooden block | 2 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1261 | yo-yo | 11 |
| #339 | zombie pineal gland | 13 |