| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #251 | Amulet of Yendor | 92 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #233 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #48 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 2 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #411 | baby killer bee | 24 |
| #221 | bag of airline peanuts | 126 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #101 | begpwnia | 97 |
| #254 | black candy heart | 46 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #751 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #278 | brick | 139 |
| #170 | brown plastic baby | 4 |
| #54 | bubbly potion | 321 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
| #660 | can of Binarrrca | 13 |
| #746 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #662 | cherry | 1 |
| #54 | chocolate box | 2 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #980 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 9 |
| #193 | clown hammer | 144 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #738 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #432 | cream pie | 1 |
| #220 | cymbal syrup | 53 |
| #58 | dandy lion cub | 1 |
| #184 | defective skull | 127 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #573 | divine champagne flute | 1 |
| #175 | encoder ring | 110 |
| #197 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 129 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #121 | eye of newt | 141 |
| #213 | fake fake vomit | 142 |
| #560 | fake hand | 49 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #229 | fire | 25 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #197 | frostbite-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #708 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #184 | fry-oil-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #196 | garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #182 | gob of wet hair | 143 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #766 | green glowstick | 2 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #360 | grouchy restless spirit | 30 |
| #632 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #96 | half-orchid | 95 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #126 | hippy medical kit | 46 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #234 | jazz soap | 120 |
| #192 | joybuzzer | 144 |
| #362 | lemon meringue pie | 1 |
| #106 | lesser grodulated violet | 117 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #185 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 148 |
| #119 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #97 | mojo filter | 20 |
| #261 | mood ring | 45 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #250 | papaya | 98 |
| 🥈 | patchouli incense stick | 101,114 |
| #200 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 131 |
| #193 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 141 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #1278 | portable corkscrew | 2 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #217 | roll of Hob-Os | 1 |
| #1440 | roll of toilet paper | 17 |
| #211 | royal jelly | 77 |
| #195 | rubber emo roe | 154 |
| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| #124 | salamander spleen | 142 |
| #721 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #163 | squashed frog | 135 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #180 | strawberry-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #101 | swirly potion | 210 |
| #603 | tarrrnish charrrm | 1 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #119 | tin magnolia | 98 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #659 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 7 |
| #3149 | toast | 1 |
| #102 | upsy daisy | 108 |
| #670 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #437 | wad of cotton | 6 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #1163 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #220 | whoopie cushion | 131 |
| #181 | wind-up chattering teeth | 156 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #193 | x-ray specs | 114 |
| #1380 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| #203 | yellow snowcone | 152 |