| #934 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #1731 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1495 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1061 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #999 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2052 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #618 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #956 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #1015 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #533 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 10 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #2089 | Valentine | 2 |
| #273 | Valentine's Day cake | 2 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #230 | astronaut ice-cream | 2 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #131 | can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #1199 | canteen of wine | 10 |
| #1089 | cheap elven gloves | 2 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #746 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #200 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #211 | double daisy | 2 |
| #981 | elven limbos gingerbread | 10 |
| #1099 | elven moonshine | 5 |
| #855 | elven socks | 4 |
| #1009 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #1162 | festive holiday hat | 2 |
| #886 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #827 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #2813 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #1206 | gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #325 | gray bow tie | 21 |
| #202 | green glowstick | 8 |
| #871 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #124 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #455 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #540 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1241 | knuckle sandwich | 5 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1203 | metallic A | 1 |
| #275 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 2 |
| #2028 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #1322 | nanite-infested candy cane | 7 |
| #1928 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1396 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #261 | oily golden mushroom | 2 |
| #1616 | oozenog | 3 |
| #528 | patent leather shoes | 12 |
| #309 | penguin thesaurus | 23 |
| #575 | pointy mushroom | 2 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #1511 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1652 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #1086 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #1494 | spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #821 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #953 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #438 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #141 | time sword | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2296 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1649 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #109 | unstable DNA | 454 |
| #2721 | unstable laser battery | 4 |
| #466 | warm mushroom | 2 |
| #179 | water-polo cap | 1 |
| #1058 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |