| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #924 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #816 | Cloaca grenade | 13 |
| #561 | Cloaca-Cola | 56 |
| #419 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 9 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #363 | Dyspepsi grenade | 37 |
| #460 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 139 |
| #242 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 12 |
| #770 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #277 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 9 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #385 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 6 |
| #332 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 2 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #1131 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 10 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2045 | baconstone | 2 |
| #6538 | badass belt | 2 |
| #1312 | ball | 3 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1298 | blood flower | 2 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2996 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #236 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 25 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #905 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #41 | empty blowgun | 76 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #532 | felt | 17 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #452 | googly eye | 30 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #1451 | hamethyst | 4 |
| #682 | iron pasta spoon | 6 |
| #820 | kite | 9 |
| #1184 | kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #148 | lovecat tail | 6 |
| #943 | mafia aria | 15 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #860 | mushroom fermenting solution | 7 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #919 | pet rock | 8 |
| #273 | petrified time | 2 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #180 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1531 | porquoise | 3 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #868 | scroll of pasta summoning | 8 |
| #586 | sock monkey | 4 |
| #1377 | string of blue beads | 7 |
| #846 | string of green beads | 14 |
| #1466 | string of red beads | 6 |
| #1102 | stuffed doppelshifter | 9 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #924 | support cummerbund | 4 |
| #497 | teddy bear | 13 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2894 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #517 | toy soldier | 3 |
| #650 | toy train | 3 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #402 | yo-yo | 78 |
| #1018 | zombie pineal gland | 4 |