| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #813 | Cloaca grenade | 13 |
| #560 | Cloaca-Cola | 56 |
| #418 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 9 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #362 | Dyspepsi grenade | 37 |
| #460 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 139 |
| #242 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 12 |
| #769 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #275 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 9 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #384 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 6 |
| #332 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 2 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #1130 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 10 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2041 | baconstone | 2 |
| #6544 | badass belt | 2 |
| #1313 | ball | 3 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2664 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1294 | blood flower | 2 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2995 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #236 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 25 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #905 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #41 | empty blowgun | 76 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #532 | felt | 17 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #450 | googly eye | 30 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #1447 | hamethyst | 4 |
| #682 | iron pasta spoon | 6 |
| #820 | kite | 9 |
| #1184 | kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #144 | lovecat tail | 6 |
| #944 | mafia aria | 15 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #860 | mushroom fermenting solution | 7 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #919 | pet rock | 8 |
| #275 | petrified time | 2 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1529 | porquoise | 3 |
| #2033 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #868 | scroll of pasta summoning | 8 |
| #588 | sock monkey | 4 |
| #1377 | string of blue beads | 7 |
| #846 | string of green beads | 14 |
| #1466 | string of red beads | 6 |
| #1102 | stuffed doppelshifter | 9 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #925 | support cummerbund | 4 |
| #497 | teddy bear | 13 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #517 | toy soldier | 3 |
| #650 | toy train | 3 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #402 | yo-yo | 78 |
| #1017 | zombie pineal gland | 4 |