| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1253 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #1455 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #932 | battered Crimbo Crate | 7 |
| #1782 | candy stake | 4 |
| #324 | cement sandals | 3 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #380 | elven suicide capsule | 34 |
| #1035 | fruitcake | 18 |
| #6 | glimmering penguin feather | 75 |
| #907 | gyroscope | 2 |
| #17 | live wire | 24 |
| #667 | mylar scout drone | 7 |
| #770 | nanite-infested candy cane | 15 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #38 | night-vision goggles | 20 |
| #21 | pair of bolt cutters | 67 |
| #894 | penguin thesaurus | 6 |
| #1429 | pet rock | 4 |
| #170 | pocketwatch on a chain | 12 |
| #1197 | possessed top | 4 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1830 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #1188 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #785 | throwing wrench | 6 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #1556 | toy crazy train | 3 |
| #546 | toy maglev monorail | 2 |
| #131 | useless powder | 1,823 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |