| #1731 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #941 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 2 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #999 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #428 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 5 |
| #995 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1057 | Dyspepsi grenade | 7 |
| #654 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 4 |
| #770 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1798 | barrrnacle | 2 |
| #522 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #177 | blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #1528 | candy cane | 20 |
| #520 | cocoa egg | 16 |
| #66 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #854 | disco ball | 21 |
| #929 | disco mask | 14 |
| #1690 | eggnog | 5 |
| #971 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #1390 | felt | 5 |
| #94 | fertilized ghuol egg | 7 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #107 | goat | 14 |
| #1916 | googly eye | 3 |
| #815 | helmet turtle | 29 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1371 | length of string | 4 |
| #85 | maple leaf | 12 |
| #781 | mariachi pants | 10 |
| #802 | pasta spoon | 15 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #931 | ravioli hat | 10 |
| #218 | rewinged stab bat | 3 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #267 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 3 |
| #637 | saucepan | 52 |
| #583 | seal tooth | 14 |
| #881 | seal-clubbing club | 15 |
| #387 | spices | 55 |
| #869 | stolen accordion | 22 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1336 | toy wheel | 4 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #809 | turtle totem | 29 |
| #79 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 2 |
| #2045 | yo-yo | 2 |