| #804 | 1-ball | 4 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #675 | 3-ball | 5 |
| #599 | 4-ball | 6 |
| #647 | 5-ball | 5 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1114 | 8-ball | 10 |
| #93 | 9-ball | 11 |
| #1024 | Amulet of Yendor | 9 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #3368 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2262 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2889 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #5461 | badass belt | 4 |
| #787 | bag of airline peanuts | 34 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #7 | brains casserole | 388 |
| #1241 | brick | 19 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #14 | candy brain | 1,271 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #689 | clown hammer | 37 |
| #994 | defective skull | 11 |
| #719 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 36 |
| #776 | fake fake vomit | 36 |
| #1035 | fake hand | 14 |
| #15 | fricasseed brains | 266 |
| #182 | green beer | 98 |
| #560 | handful of hand chalk | 30 |
| #2084 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #878 | jazz soap | 26 |
| #813 | joybuzzer | 31 |
| #725 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 37 |
| #915 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 17 |
| #783 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 34 |
| #914 | pool cue | 2 |
| #175 | portable corkscrew | 32 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #832 | rubber emo roe | 33 |
| #6296 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #7825 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7830 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #7027 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #6849 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #7023 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7820 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #7006 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #3952 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #6372 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7679 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1299 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 6 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7823 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1988 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 9 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1348 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 4 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2514 | tiny plastic angry goat | 7 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2008 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #2031 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 9 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1176 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 15 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #2009 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 9 |
| #1519 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 12 |
| #1824 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1665 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 11 |
| #1830 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 10 |
| #1544 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 12 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1842 | tiny plastic grue | 10 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2707 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #2256 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 8 |
| #1276 | tiny plastic killer bee | 14 |
| #1509 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 12 |
| #1219 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 15 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1815 | tiny plastic mosquito | 10 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1644 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 11 |
| #1022 | tiny plastic sauceror | 5 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1653 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 11 |
| #2016 | tiny plastic stab bat | 9 |
| #1387 | tiny plastic star starfish | 13 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #725 | valuable trinket | 96 |
| #894 | whoopie cushion | 30 |
| #1675 | wind-up chattering teeth | 4 |
| #1329 | x-ray specs | 2 |
| #897 | yellow snowcone | 32 |