| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #646 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #2085 | badass belt | 25 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #5011 | box of sunshine | 7 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1499 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #111 | scary death orb | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #833 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1344 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #1009 | stolen accordion | 14 |
| #1992 | stuffed scary death orb | 26 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |