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| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
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| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
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| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
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| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #679 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
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| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #784 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
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| #522 | chrome sword | 1 |
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| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
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| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
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| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
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| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
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| #161 | hippo whip | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
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| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
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| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
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| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
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| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
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| #1414 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
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| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
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| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
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| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
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| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
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| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
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| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
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| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
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| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
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| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
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| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
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| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
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| #2068 | top | 1 |
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| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
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| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #119 | yak whip | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
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