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| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
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| #1669 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1085 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
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| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #579 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1789 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
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| #727 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #67 | Kentucky-fried meat crossbow | 1 |
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| #1116 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #293 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
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| #522 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
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| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
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| #161 | hippo whip | 1 |
| #425 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
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| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
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| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #1615 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
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| #885 | sabre teeth | 1 |
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| #1412 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #1098 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
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| #820 | spiked femur | 1 |
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| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
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| #1931 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #3167 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
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| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
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| #626 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
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| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
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| #8218 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8257 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8181 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8225 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4501 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
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| #8065 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4600 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
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| #8106 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8119 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8104 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8229 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8165 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
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| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
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| #1050 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
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| #2070 | top | 1 |
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| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
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| #1045 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #118 | yak whip | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
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