| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1185 | Cloaca grenade | 6 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #878 | anticheese | 2 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #1476 | baconstone | 4 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1255 | bottle of rum | 5 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #990 | boxed wine | 5 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #584 | coconut shell | 36 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #614 | googly eye | 21 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #773 | length of string | 14 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1682 | pet rock | 3 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #405 | stuffing | 22 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #525 | toy wheel | 18 |
| #658 | worthless gewgaw | 3 |
| #569 | worthless knick-knack | 7 |
| #556 | worthless trinket | 3 |