| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1185 | Cloaca grenade | 6 |
| #820 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #598 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #488 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 5 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #882 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #512 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 5 |
| #352 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 7 |
| #449 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 5 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #314 | anniversary balloon | 3 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #484 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #397 | awful poetry journal | 300 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2316 | box of sunshine | 50 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #1675 | candied yams | 4 |
| #3284 | candy cane | 4 |
| #1782 | candy stake | 4 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #479 | clockwork key | 4 |
| #33 | cocoa egg | 534 |
| #92 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 993 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #141 | disturbing fanfic | 1,725 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3302 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1043 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #195 | potted cactus | 50 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1077 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #89 | stuffed cocoabo | 291 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #515 | ten-leaf clover | 19 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| 🥉 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 14,933 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #410 | tofu casserole | 2 |
| #2301 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #1610 | tofurkey leg | 4 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1475 | toy wheel | 3 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #203 | urinal cake | 26 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #931 | wooden block | 2 |
| #734 | worthless gewgaw | 2 |
| #861 | worthless knick-knack | 2 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #326 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #1380 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #176 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 27 |
| #421 | yellow striped oyster egg | 6 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |